REPORT: Post count for 2008: 4 (including this one)

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Work stress levels: elevated
Decrease in workload after addition of extra personnel: negative
Tom "Diver" Derrick Bridge: operational
Transport situation: 28% improvement
Recent visitations from: ducts, japester, dormant_dragon, ctseawa
Current physical status: rotavirus infection detected
Medical assistance: no change in status
Network connections established: 3% increase since last report
Travel time for Col. kasinik: 17% increase, domestic
Visitations from Gen. Smudge: 34% increase
Disciplinary judgement from Gen. Smudge: noted

Report ends...

Quote of the moment:

Ripley: How many drops is this for you, Lieutenant?
Gorman: Thirty eight... simulated.
Vasquez: How many combat drops?
Gorman: Uh, two. Including this one.
Drake: Shit.
Hudson: Oh, man...
-- Aliens