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Title: Lorne’s Secret
Graphic Creator: sexycazzy here
Word Count: 221
Characters: Lorne and McKay
Lorne looked around the abandoned industrial area, checking for followers before he dialed a number not saved into his cell phone.
“Hey, McKay? Have you finished that thing I asked for yet?” Lorne was being quiet even though he was pretty sure he was alone.
“You asked me yesterday, I’m a miracle worker, but not about everything at once.” McKay snapped back at his speaker phone. No one ever came into his area willingly anyway, so it didn’t matter that he hated having that piece of plastic near his head that reminded him the were still on Earth. Lorne hung up on him without a word.
Two days later, Lorne visited McKay in his office. “McKay…”
“Not yet, this is a delicate operation here! Especially if you don’t want him to find out who made it. You know he’s always hanging around.” McKay was obviously occupied with something else, but Lorne just grinned and planned.
The next day he dressed in his most gay form fitting black he had and visited McKay again. He stepped into McKay’s office and leaned against the door in an imitation of Sheppard just to watch McKay stutter and blush.
“It’s done! Here! Now go away before I forget I’m taken!” McKay shoved the avocado scented lube into Lorne’s hands and pushed him out the door.
*****
Title: The meeting of the vampires.
Graphic Creator: calcitrix here
Word Count: 187
Characters: Wraith Queen and David Parrish
“What are you?” The Wraith Queen hissed in that creepy way she did. The other Lanteans were perplexed until they realized David Parrish was in the room and being glared at.
“So you’re the vampire wanna-be that want something from us?” Parrish was not amused, yet somewhat curious. Of course, he also wanted to take her apart from the inside out, for purely scientific reasons of course.
“I could give you a demonstration if you don’t believe in what we are capable of.” The Wraith Queen purred, causing everyone on a field team to shudder.
“Hmm… Let me think about that… no.” Parrish knew the way to stop this was to show he had power over her, not the other way around.
The Wraith Queen was not impressed and glared at him before hissing and attacking his mind.
“That was stupid.” Parrish grinned and the Wraith Queen fell to the floor with a whimper as his mind overwhelmed her.
“Don’t fuck with me or mine, you will regret it.” Parrish said with another mental slap before turning and leaving the room, much to the amazement of everyone.
Graphic Creator: sexycazzy here
Word Count: 221
Characters: Lorne and McKay
Lorne looked around the abandoned industrial area, checking for followers before he dialed a number not saved into his cell phone.
“Hey, McKay? Have you finished that thing I asked for yet?” Lorne was being quiet even though he was pretty sure he was alone.
“You asked me yesterday, I’m a miracle worker, but not about everything at once.” McKay snapped back at his speaker phone. No one ever came into his area willingly anyway, so it didn’t matter that he hated having that piece of plastic near his head that reminded him the were still on Earth. Lorne hung up on him without a word.
Two days later, Lorne visited McKay in his office. “McKay…”
“Not yet, this is a delicate operation here! Especially if you don’t want him to find out who made it. You know he’s always hanging around.” McKay was obviously occupied with something else, but Lorne just grinned and planned.
The next day he dressed in his most gay form fitting black he had and visited McKay again. He stepped into McKay’s office and leaned against the door in an imitation of Sheppard just to watch McKay stutter and blush.
“It’s done! Here! Now go away before I forget I’m taken!” McKay shoved the avocado scented lube into Lorne’s hands and pushed him out the door.
*****
Title: The meeting of the vampires.
Graphic Creator: calcitrix here
Word Count: 187
Characters: Wraith Queen and David Parrish
“What are you?” The Wraith Queen hissed in that creepy way she did. The other Lanteans were perplexed until they realized David Parrish was in the room and being glared at.
“So you’re the vampire wanna-be that want something from us?” Parrish was not amused, yet somewhat curious. Of course, he also wanted to take her apart from the inside out, for purely scientific reasons of course.
“I could give you a demonstration if you don’t believe in what we are capable of.” The Wraith Queen purred, causing everyone on a field team to shudder.
“Hmm… Let me think about that… no.” Parrish knew the way to stop this was to show he had power over her, not the other way around.
The Wraith Queen was not impressed and glared at him before hissing and attacking his mind.
“That was stupid.” Parrish grinned and the Wraith Queen fell to the floor with a whimper as his mind overwhelmed her.
“Don’t fuck with me or mine, you will regret it.” Parrish said with another mental slap before turning and leaving the room, much to the amazement of everyone.