Pinched from
blind_nights, because it's been way too long since I did a dumb quiz!
I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor LOL! Okaaaay... Do I want to survive that long if I'm going to end up raptor-chow in the end anyway? If help comes at the 1 minute, 15 second mark, how badly am I going to be mauled? We're certainly talking scarred for life, but just how much reconstructive surgery and automail will I need? :p