Country Politics ( Read more... )

( They Walk Among Us )

( You know you're from North Carolina when ... )

( You know you're from Colorado when ... )

1. Go to http://www.google.com
2. Type in 'failure' and click on "I'm feeling lucky" to see what comes up.
3.  Next go back to http://www.google.com and type in "asshole".
4.  Click on "I'm feeling lucky" to see a nifty video.

( Lizard 911 Trauma )

( The Obedient Wife )

( Wise old ums )

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
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