Favorite Saiyuki Fanfiction quotes
Title: A Learning Experience
Chapter: 2 - Reminiscing
Pairings: Hakkai/Gojyo
Rating: NC-17
author: car_jack
link: http://car-jack.livejournal.com/2312.html#cutid1
quote:
I’m sick of listening to you whine about being hungry. Shut the fuck up or we’ll completely bypass this town! And you, you horny water sprite, quite grinning like a stoned whore just because you think you have an opportunity to get diseased.” Callus purple orbs stabbed into the two in the backseat of the jeep. Satisfied he had cowed the two troublemakers, he swung back around to face front.
Grinning like a stoned whore? Think I have an opportunity to get - ?!
“I don’t get it.” All eyes were turned to Goku as he spoke up, “Why would throwing rocks at a whore make her smile?” Gojyo snorted in amusement as Sanzo turned back to face front. The muffled laugh from Hakkai was almost lost in the wind and engine of the jeep driving along. Goku frowned, annoyed. “What’s so funny? Just because I don’t get it? It makes no sense! And what does it have to do with sex?”
Title: Nothing More and Nothing Less
Author: moshesque
Pairing: Sanzo/Goku
Rating: NC-17
Link: http://moshesque.livejournal.com/241968.html#cutid1
Quote:
“Thank you.” Hakkai's level voice floats on the back-breeze while Sanzo turns to face front. “I wish they'd stop running out when they hear Hakuryuu's engine. It can't be good for the brake system or tires.”
Goku has regularly pondered the suicidal tendencies of small woodland animals, coming to the conclusion that they just get curious about the noise and headlights
Title: Issues
Author: Mcky
Rating: T
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4527294/1/Issues
Quote:
Where was I? Oh yes, Sanzo and his inability to accept that Hakkai and Gojyo are together. Well, maybe he’s in the closet too. Personally, I don’t think he even realizes he’s in the closet. He’s so fucking far in the closet that it would be easier to get him out of a black hole