SkyNet, Where Are You?
Live well my friends, for today is that day. Today is the day that SkyNet becomes self-aware. So, make sure you're stocked up on goods, and water. Kiss your loved ones goodbye as you head to work (or better yet, take the day off).
Just remember robot overlords, I always liked you. That time I threw the toaster out because it didn't work? No, I was ensuring that it was reused for the shin plate of the next Terminator. So make sure to put me on the least physically demanding chain gang you have, ok? Thanks.