Phoenix Wright Kink Meme Highlights, Part 1

[akatonbo]

All from part 1 of the meme; I'll probably do parts 2 and 3 eventually. Most of these things are linked because of the crack, whether of the LOLOLOL variety or the OMGWTFBBQ variety, or anything in between, but there might also be something in there that was actually good, or was mediocre but pushed my buttons, or the prompt itself amused me, or whatever.

...but it's mostly crack.

Assume links are NSFW. Some of them are in fact not safe for ANYTHING. Also, please forgive my fondness for nonsense prompts and the crackrabbits who respond to them. Also also, your only warning as to what is about to be inflicted on you is that all these links are to the prompt with its comment thread, so you can see what the requester actually asked for. Occasionally this will not prepare you for what follows, but if someone ASKED for Gourdy x Gant... (yes, that's in there). Some prompts have multiple responses; I've still linked to the prompt even if only one response was worth looking at.


http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=19199#t19199
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=24575#t24575
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=44799#t44799
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=62463#t62463
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=72447#t72447
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=86015#t86015
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=87039#t87039
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=92159#t92159
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=96255#t96255
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=104191#t104191
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=105983#t105983
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=178943#t178943
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=204287#t204287
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=309503#t309503
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=406527#t406527
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=488447#t488447
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=509695#t509695
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=526079#t526079
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=539903#t539903
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=553215#t553215
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=593919#t593919
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=611327#t611327
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=622335#t622335
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=624639#t624639
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=658431#t658431
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=661503#t661503
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=686591#t686591
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=718591#t718591
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=744447#t744447
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=745471#t745471
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=752639#t752639
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=784639#t784639
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=822271#t822271
http://community.livejournal.com/igiari/158068.html#cutid1
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=847103#t847103
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=865791#t865791
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=889855#t889855
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=922623#t922623
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=924415#t924415
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=941311#t941311
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=941823#t941823
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=961791#t961791
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=984063#t984063
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=991999#t991999
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=1017599#t1017599
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=1160447#t1160447
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=1202431#t1202431

Also, unanswered prompts that entertained me all by themselves:
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=84991#t84991
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=577279#t577279
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=641279#t641279
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=890879#t890879
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=1177855#t1177855