I should post more often. And I should pick one topic each time so it's not a jumbled mess of a post about a billion different things. So, what'll it be this time... hmm ( Read more... )

Kupo: *talks about how dangerous traffic is, like the three-year-old he is*

Me: *does the Mummy version of nod and smile*

Kupo: ... and then you'll be [unintelligible word]

Me: Huh? What? Scratched? *tries to fit in word*

Kupo: *tries repeating the word a few times*

Me: ?? Sorry. Mummy doesn't know what that means.

Kupo: It means you cry.

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So, I'd ordered a bicycle seat and it had arrived in a HUGE ASS cardboard box ( Read more... )

THEY SHOWED AVENGERS JUST FOR MAZ AND ME (and Snuffles).

IT WAS AWESOME.


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Me: PAYDAY! We're swimming in it, bb!
Maz: But no reason to drain the tub. We CAN swim!
Me: If you'll recall, I already attempted to drain the tub.
Maz: *snorts* You were making splashes with a tiny bucket.
Me: ... Was that a challenge!?

( Actual TMI financial status )

Me: GRRRR!

Maz: What?

Me: Awaiting Shipment!

Maz: Gah. How hard can it be to ship something?

Me: It isn't! Look at me, I ship everything!

(Okay. You had to be there, I suppose.)

And the first things the kid told me as he entered the room was that he got a lollipop, a girl at daycare's dad picked her up, and the hairdresser had a Barbie doll.

Fair enuff.

Now he's watching TV and saying "Barbie!" every time he sees a blonde actress. It's cracking me the hell up. XD

Kupo: Dorte?
Kitty: Yes, you're going over to Dorte today.
Kupo: Signe.
Kitty: Yes, Signe will be there.
Kupo: August.
Kitty: And August as well.
Kupo: *farts* Fart!
Kitty: XD Yes, that was a fart.
Kupo: *cracks up*

ME: *blows kisses after Kupo who's being taken to bed by Maz ( Read more... )

One of Maz' friends asked in his MSN title whether anyone had the Twilight books ( Read more... )