Mindy, this story is for you.

( So, like, I was chasing this coked-up queen who had stolen my sister's handbag... )

I had a very ditzy moment after work. I get out at 1:30am. I am walking to my car. I hit what I THINK is the "unlock button". WRONG. I hit the button to the alarm ( Read more... )

I am such a sped ( Read more... )