Fic - Nanny Nishikido

[akanyanen]

Title: Nanny Nishikido
Group: Kanjani8
Rating: PG-13 for bad words
Pairing: None, really.
Word Count: 2,300 about
Note: Ryo's life is hard. Thanks to travelingpsycho for the beta!

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[fuyukoi]

Who knew the sound of impending doom would be the giggles of little children?

I still love this XDDDDD

He only has Uchi coming over and invading his privacy to bug him. If it were a girl who would help clean up and maybe even be smitten enough with him to change the future poopy diapers on his sister's kids, Ryo wouldn't be as put out.

Well, there would also be sex. Honestly, he's not that hard to please.

Nawwwwwwwwwwww but you'd miss him too much~~~~~~ ;D

Uchi likes kids. They might not always return the feeling

UCHI MAKES BABIES CRY D:

They'll be climbing on jungle gym Uncle Uchi soon enough.

aslkdjfioukdjl oh god I snorted out loud XD

Takuya, stares up at them with his thumb in his mouth and stuffed rabbit clutched tightly in his other hand.

Awwwwwww! So cute ♥

"Can you hold Nao for me?" Uchi freezes but smiles, carefully taking the little girl from her and praying she doesn't cry.

SOMEDAY, HE WILL BE A GREAT FATHER. ... ... ... PROBABLY NOT.

Ohkura looks two shades lighter and a telltale twitch starts underneath his eye.

and

"Are you done?" Ohkura asks. He's avoiding looking directly at Ryo. Ohkura doesn't do well with poop.

dkljflksdk;lf;la;lsdipof;kld WHY IS YOUR LIFE ENDLESSLY HARD, OHKURA \D;/

"If you're good, later on I'll teach you." Ryo can't help but smile when Masato perks up right away, starting to bounce up and down.

Awwwwwwww ♥♥♥♥♥

asldkfjkjl awwwww I love the entire Yamada part! Of course they're excellent babysitters XD ♥

Hina is talking to Takuya, oblivious to the fact that he's drooling, asleep, on his lap.

"How'd you get him to sleep?" Ryo asks. He's tried so hard to do that but has been unsuccessful.

"What? He's asleep?" Hina says, leaning forward to check. "Who falls asleep in the middle of being taught the stats of all the soccer players?!"

"We didn't even get to Beckham," Hina says woefully.

as;ldkjfouak;ldsf;ljsklduioskljdjl HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD

Uchi shows up, Takuya still clinging to his leg as he drags it along the floor.

I will cling to this mental image for the rest of the week, thank you XD

"Please. We both know you'd rather spend four months looking after them than spend four months being Koichi's Shock bitch," Uchi drawls.

A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

This was excellent XD

[impynymph]

Heeee, I am glad you liked it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥