To Make Him Stop
... Ugh...
Dear Weiss,
Okay, I probably should have seen this coming from miles away, but when I cast you as the Fairy Godmother Fairy GodBrother MAGICAL BEING in the Nero Cinderella story, I did not expect that you would take such a crack-ish liking to Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo. Now I see that you're Weiss and, as Weiss, when I write crack fic with you, you become exceedingly camp. I respect that. You're flippant as is, so increase flippancy to ridiculousity and we get camp and that's where you fall in. But, sweetie, I'm BEGGING YOU. PLEASE stop jumping around in my head, shooting items to change them while singing that song. I would appreciate it immensely, and so would Nero-rella.
Love,
~ A.H.
(ETA: He's not stopping. I, apparently, will be making this into an AMV.)
Dear Weiss,
Okay, I probably should have seen this coming from miles away, but when I cast you as the Fairy Godmother Fairy GodBrother MAGICAL BEING in the Nero Cinderella story, I did not expect that you would take such a crack-ish liking to Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo. Now I see that you're Weiss and, as Weiss, when I write crack fic with you, you become exceedingly camp. I respect that. You're flippant as is, so increase flippancy to ridiculousity and we get camp and that's where you fall in. But, sweetie, I'm BEGGING YOU. PLEASE stop jumping around in my head, shooting items to change them while singing that song. I would appreciate it immensely, and so would Nero-rella.
Love,
~ A.H.
(ETA: He's not stopping. I, apparently, will be making this into an AMV.)