Aug 18, 2010 17:27
I am officially the last person in America to get a Facebook account. Do I get a medal or a free car wash or something? Alas, I only opened it for a case where I am investigating another investigator. I only have his name and a city he used to live in (well, and that he used to be an investogator for a company my company really wants to sue the shit out of). Instead of hiring a PI at $150/hour, I went looking for his wall. FB? Is as smarmy as I thought it would be. I created my account under my fake email and it instantly showed me pictures of people I know and was all "these are people you may know! do you want to friend them?" All cyber-esquely leaning into my personal space. GAH NO! I just came here to spy on strangers. I DON'T WANT TO CONNECT WITH FRIENDS. I friended them anyway, because they are my friends and smarmy facebook is so persuasive with its pictures of sexy teens having fun. I much prefer LJ *raises glass to it* It's smarmy is much more comfortable and amusing.