Looking at you looking at me

Aug 18, 2010 17:27

I am officially the last person in America to get a Facebook account.  Do I get a medal or a free car wash or something?  Alas, I only opened it for a case where I am investigating another investigator.  I only have his name and a city he used to live in (well, and that he used to be an investogator for a company my company really wants to sue the shit out of).  Instead of hiring a PI at $150/hour, I went looking for his wall.  FB?  Is as smarmy as I thought it would be.  I created my account under my fake email and it instantly showed me pictures of people I know and was all "these are people you may know!  do you want to friend them?" All cyber-esquely leaning into my personal space.  GAH NO!  I just came here to spy on strangers.  I DON'T WANT TO CONNECT WITH FRIENDS.  I friended them anyway, because they are my friends and smarmy facebook is so persuasive with its pictures of sexy teens having fun.  I much prefer LJ *raises glass to it*  It's smarmy is much more comfortable and amusing.
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