Parody of "The Gambler" - by Gregory Mock
On a hot summer's day.
In a chair bound for no where.
I met up with a Becca,
we were both too hot to stink.
So we took turns a starin
out the window at the hotness,
Til heatstroke overtook us,
and we began to think.
I said, "Becs that burnin' ball o'
Gas out in the spaces
Gollum calls it "Yellow Faces"
Is cookin' all the earth.
So let's head to the bathroom,
for a bit of chilling wetness
Will get you naked as your birth.
You gotta know when to hold 'em.
Know when to clothe 'em.
Know when to draw a bath
and let the water run.
You never doubt your Becca
when she's 'plainin' 'bout the hotness
There'll be time enough for doubtin'
when the hot is done.