mr. buck and me.... were one.
so i forgot to say the good things that happened back home. well i got there at about three in the morning and woke my sister up. we chilled in the garage and talked about some stuff played some pool. in which i dominated joes, big sis' husband, and jesse's, lil sis' husband, asses. n they freaked me out with their talking deer head, where it has the mic hooked up to it so u can make it say anything u want it too. n then we went to bed. i got up at eight n started cooking food n later my sis joined n we had omlettes, french toast, chocolate milk, n sausage. n woke joe up n ate. after that i got ready n my sis n i went to our bro's house across the street. n we did our whats up n wheres ur bike, couldnt take it cuz of ernesto, tropical storm, so he let me ride his. now his is a big ass cruiser with the works. mines a lil cruiser made for just fun not cross country tours. so i ride his for a while n come back n im going slow so it dont tip n what happens, this heavy ass bike just tips as im rounding the final turn for his driveway. damn thing is so big i couldnt pick it up while its falling. ok mine is not that heave i can do just about whatever i want. his is huge. so i chill there while my sis gets ready... uh hum 2 hours. ok she did get sick with diarrhea cuz she can't eat that much in the morn. n then we go n pick up my other sis in flint n take her back to the 8 mile. n then we were suppose to start cooking but joe and myself couldnt wait so we start drinking. n then my bro n his girl n my lil sis n jesse come n we got joe n big sis and my other sis and myself all there. so its just a family party. n later this mike dude comes with his baby n babys mama.
so joe n i start playing beer pool and start getting drunk. well everyone is except liz cuz shes got hailie, her daughter shes like 4, n we start doing shots of tequila n start playing tippy cup. well were all getting smashed. we start dancing n shit to all this music n out comes the karoake n my sis keeps singing n shes up there for like an hour all these diff ppl joining her, i dont even think she knew they were there. were still playing tippy cup and i keep doing shots after and during my play. i got drunk. keep in mind we dont have the mic's to the machine so we use the one from the deer, so hes singin with us too. anyway so laura goes everyone has to sing this with me. n she puts on creed-higher. so joe grabs the mic n me n him start singing it well most of them leave n they come back n look at us n go ur still singing that song its been twenty minutes. someone put it on repeat. we just thought it was a really long song. so now by this time we are drunk. we keep singing and dancing and lots of drinking. more karoake. my brother didnt want a long goodbye so he snuck off n his girl thought someone was after them n they started running for no reason. someone got the idea joe should go to the rafters n find the mic's in the garage so he gets the ladder out n falls off n hangs from the rafters n jesse just starts laughing leaving him there. so they get me to put them back. well almost killing myself i get them back. then jesse starts sobering up, the only one, n gives joe water so he goes fuck water n pours it all out on the bar n swoops his hand across the water n off n smiles at us n then starts drinking it. we kept drinking n drinking n finally we start going to bed, mind you this is after i finished about 20 beers n 4 shots away from a tequila bottle. jesse n me are helping joe go to bed. well im trying to help but i cant so im just not helping at all. so its like we put joe in the bed almost carry him n we start walking away n he pops back out lets play so we do it over again n he does it too bout the third time he comes out in his underwear hey how do u get these things off. n me being drunk im like just pull it down n jesse goes NO NO NO. n sends him off to bed. joe later comes out n starts playing with the vacuum at like four in the morn n starts vacuuming. so we put him to bed n hes like fuck pillows i dont need pillows n throws them all off n then goes wait i need one. n crashes. playing tippy cup by urself is one hell of a way to get drunk. especially if ur against a team. i found a bed, saw it n woke up in the morning on it.
we made a huge breakfast at like eleven in the morn. soul food style n had everything it was awesome. n then i went to my moms got some stuff said hey to my uncle, aunt, n cousing n chilled n left. went back to lauras n partied some more. i love that deer when we sing together. mr. buck he's awesome so if u see me with a singing deer when im older u now know why. we got drunk again n all passed out. n woke up to more breakfast. i love breakfast over there. n chilled tried to go to some stores with my nephew but they were all closed for Labor Day so we skated n came back ate steak n i left where i got into my crash an hour away from my barracks. its bullshit. i know. fuck.
so joe n i start playing beer pool and start getting drunk. well everyone is except liz cuz shes got hailie, her daughter shes like 4, n we start doing shots of tequila n start playing tippy cup. well were all getting smashed. we start dancing n shit to all this music n out comes the karoake n my sis keeps singing n shes up there for like an hour all these diff ppl joining her, i dont even think she knew they were there. were still playing tippy cup and i keep doing shots after and during my play. i got drunk. keep in mind we dont have the mic's to the machine so we use the one from the deer, so hes singin with us too. anyway so laura goes everyone has to sing this with me. n she puts on creed-higher. so joe grabs the mic n me n him start singing it well most of them leave n they come back n look at us n go ur still singing that song its been twenty minutes. someone put it on repeat. we just thought it was a really long song. so now by this time we are drunk. we keep singing and dancing and lots of drinking. more karoake. my brother didnt want a long goodbye so he snuck off n his girl thought someone was after them n they started running for no reason. someone got the idea joe should go to the rafters n find the mic's in the garage so he gets the ladder out n falls off n hangs from the rafters n jesse just starts laughing leaving him there. so they get me to put them back. well almost killing myself i get them back. then jesse starts sobering up, the only one, n gives joe water so he goes fuck water n pours it all out on the bar n swoops his hand across the water n off n smiles at us n then starts drinking it. we kept drinking n drinking n finally we start going to bed, mind you this is after i finished about 20 beers n 4 shots away from a tequila bottle. jesse n me are helping joe go to bed. well im trying to help but i cant so im just not helping at all. so its like we put joe in the bed almost carry him n we start walking away n he pops back out lets play so we do it over again n he does it too bout the third time he comes out in his underwear hey how do u get these things off. n me being drunk im like just pull it down n jesse goes NO NO NO. n sends him off to bed. joe later comes out n starts playing with the vacuum at like four in the morn n starts vacuuming. so we put him to bed n hes like fuck pillows i dont need pillows n throws them all off n then goes wait i need one. n crashes. playing tippy cup by urself is one hell of a way to get drunk. especially if ur against a team. i found a bed, saw it n woke up in the morning on it.
we made a huge breakfast at like eleven in the morn. soul food style n had everything it was awesome. n then i went to my moms got some stuff said hey to my uncle, aunt, n cousing n chilled n left. went back to lauras n partied some more. i love that deer when we sing together. mr. buck he's awesome so if u see me with a singing deer when im older u now know why. we got drunk again n all passed out. n woke up to more breakfast. i love breakfast over there. n chilled tried to go to some stores with my nephew but they were all closed for Labor Day so we skated n came back ate steak n i left where i got into my crash an hour away from my barracks. its bullshit. i know. fuck.