Just because I felt like sharing
I won a prize at the church event on Sunday. Breath spray.
Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Breath spray, what does that have to do with Christmas?'
Well this is special 'Wash Your Sins Away Breath Spray' ('for liars, cheaters and wrong-doers'--it says so right on the front--so you can 'communion with confidence'). The directions on the back are as follows:
1. Remove cap
2. Reflect upon wrong-doing
3. Tilt head and open wide
4. Administer mist:
-Lightly for foul mouth
-Generously for bigger sins
5. Repent
6. Exhale cleansed from sin, ready to do-it-again
By Blue Q--Manufacturers of quality sin removers. (I know there's lip balm, too. There both sold at the cool store next to mine! Remember? With the action figure Jesuses and Beethovens and such.)
And the flavor? Merciful Mint, of course!
*Spray**Spray*
Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Breath spray, what does that have to do with Christmas?'
Well this is special 'Wash Your Sins Away Breath Spray' ('for liars, cheaters and wrong-doers'--it says so right on the front--so you can 'communion with confidence'). The directions on the back are as follows:
1. Remove cap
2. Reflect upon wrong-doing
3. Tilt head and open wide
4. Administer mist:
-Lightly for foul mouth
-Generously for bigger sins
5. Repent
6. Exhale cleansed from sin, ready to do-it-again
By Blue Q--Manufacturers of quality sin removers. (I know there's lip balm, too. There both sold at the cool store next to mine! Remember? With the action figure Jesuses and Beethovens and such.)
And the flavor? Merciful Mint, of course!
*Spray**Spray*