( Camphor wood. )

( Janine. )

( Oh and sir, you're wrong. We won't be apart. We just...won't be together. ...I CANNOT believe I just said that! )

This is entirely headcanon, set in Series 1, episode The End. Yup. First episode. It's a bit of fun speculation about what Holly and Rimmer discussed just as Lister came out of stasis. This is a weird amalgam of book canon and television canon, because that's just the way I roll.

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( There's been a bit of a...cock up. )