jerry was a race car driver.
bored. took a test.
Average person
Wow. You scored 6
Nice work, you've managed to score fairly low on the lame-o-meter.
You most likely don't find many lame things funny, but don't really have a problem with them. Either that, or you don't use the internet much and haven't actually heard of half of the things in this test.
Either way, you're not an annoying individual. You might mass email that 'funny' joke on the odd occasion, but you don't do anything seriously annoying.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 89% on Lameness
Link: The Fucking Lameness Test written by wedamija on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
bored. took another test.
airypottugh HighwayTower of Commitment9Wealthville24Hobotown66Childbirth Hospital156Fame City319Please Drive CarefullyWhere are you on the highway of life?
From Go-Quiz.com
i got another one of those survey thingies from leah. i don't know where she gets all those things, but they sure do waste a lot of time.
today was boooooooring. work was slow, i didn't get to see jacob, i ripped my pants in the bottom. (like i do with all my pants, since my butt is un proportionate to the rest of me, which is small.)
malinda bur, i think i'm going to mail my little pony to you. she misses you like crazy whoa. you never got to see her new punked out mohawk, did you? tell austin to give you back your goddamn usb cable and upload some pictures.
gawd i'm so bored. boREd. any of you guys out there primus fans? how about tears for fears? i am desperate for things to write about. ugggggggh.
i answered maybe two questions truthfully. either way, i'm sure they'll tie me to a chair and throw me in the river.
i'm just putting the rest of this garbage in a cut.
weep for the my little pony all by her lonesome...
but wait? what is this? a friend? a soul mate? an insurane salesman in disguise?
ah, looks like it was true love after all. the end.
here's that survey.
Redneck--
1] Do you believe the south will rise again? gawd, i hope not.
2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile? i don't drive.
3] Do you live in a mobile home? not anymore.
4] Is your car still primer gray? no car.
5] Do you like country music? no
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? no
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? no
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? i used to. not anymore tho.
Total YES: 0
-Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: yeah, but mostly green or blue.
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: no.
3] Do you think about death often?: not my own.
4] Do you want to die?: someday.
5] Are you a social outcast?: no.
6] Are you pale?: um, not really.
7] Do you like Hot Topic?: sure.
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? yup.
9] Are you nice?: i'd like to think so.
Total YES: 4
--Skater Punk--
1] Can you skateboard?: no.
2] Do you wear Vans?: in like, middle school i did, but now? no.
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? would you call stealing lawn ornaments stupid?
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?: not yet.
5] Do you watch the x-games? gawd no.
6] Do you have any piercings?: my ears.
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? they're okay on some, but i'd never have one.
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: to sleep in.
9] Have you called someone a poser? prob'ly at some point in my life.
Total YES: 3
--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like":...doesn't everyone? (yes)
2] Do you shop at places like Abercrombie and Fitch?: no. that store smells bad.
3] Do you pop the collar? what?
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: no, but the people at cosmic are annoying as hell.
5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cowen? who the hell is that?
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH? noooooo.
7] Do you like pop music: no.
8] Do you want/have a little dog?: no, i don't it, but anyone that does, let me know and i'll airmail it.
Total YES: 1
--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long?: not by mosts standards, but too long for me.
2] Do you own a acoustic guitar?: no.
3] Do you want peace?: i guess so.
4] Do you want to save the animals? yes.
5] Do you think war is unneccesary?: yes.
6] Is love essential in your life?: uh, kinda.
7] Have you smoked pot?: yes
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? yeah, but that shouldn't classify my as a hippie.
Total : 5
--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto?: hellz yeah
2] Do you wear do-rags?: no.
3] Do you like hip-hop? ha, no.
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: i'm gonna go with yes, since he's about one of the only rappers i can name off the top of my head.
5] Do you believe he's alive?: no, i thought he was dead.
6] Do you like afros?: on john broadus.
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: no. fo rizzle? yes.
8] Do you like to dance?: i like to TRY to dance.
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit: no.
Total YES: 4
-Emo-
1] Do you cry often?: no
2] Do you wear hoodies: yes
3] Do you like soft music: i don't know. not really.
4] Do people understand you?: i guess so. i don't think they think about me enough to bother with. (gawd, that was so fucking emo. i can't believe i said that.)
5] Do you write your own songs?: me? write a song? yeah right.
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark: it's naturally black. but i've dyed it red. and blue. and purple.
7] Do you cut your hair: yes, and i need to soon.
8] Are you lonely? eh. shut up.
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: gawd, if i see that written on any more t shirts i will kill myself! and not for reasons of self worth either!
Total : 4
--Surfer--
1] Do you surf?: i prob'ly would if i knew how, but i don't, so no.
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round?: noooooooo.
3] Is your hair shaggy?: no.
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?: ha. a big fat noooooo.
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: like, maybe one.
6] Are you tan? yeah, but only by genetics.
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now?: yeah.
9] Do you hate tourists? don't really have an opinion on them. we don't get too many of them out here in the sticks.
Total YES: 3
--Geek--
1] Do you wear glasses: i did, until my sister sat on them.
2] Do you get good grades? nope.
3] Do you use an inhaler?: no.
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? sure do!
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes? yeah. so what?
6] Do you ever get picked on?: sometimes. mostly by people that think i'm a dyke.
7] Do you look forward to go to school?: *shudders* no.
8] Are you shy around the opposite sex?: nah.
9] Do you have braces?: no, but i prob'ly need them.
Total:4
[total # yes's- 27]
i don't know what the point of that was, but it wasted some time.
^fj8sFD@!ov yh1zUE$d#3grusth gJS*eop6
Average person
Wow. You scored 6
Nice work, you've managed to score fairly low on the lame-o-meter.
You most likely don't find many lame things funny, but don't really have a problem with them. Either that, or you don't use the internet much and haven't actually heard of half of the things in this test.
Either way, you're not an annoying individual. You might mass email that 'funny' joke on the odd occasion, but you don't do anything seriously annoying.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 89% on Lameness
Link: The Fucking Lameness Test written by wedamija on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
bored. took another test.
airypottugh HighwayTower of Commitment9Wealthville24Hobotown66Childbirth Hospital156Fame City319Please Drive CarefullyWhere are you on the highway of life?
From Go-Quiz.com
i got another one of those survey thingies from leah. i don't know where she gets all those things, but they sure do waste a lot of time.
today was boooooooring. work was slow, i didn't get to see jacob, i ripped my pants in the bottom. (like i do with all my pants, since my butt is un proportionate to the rest of me, which is small.)
malinda bur, i think i'm going to mail my little pony to you. she misses you like crazy whoa. you never got to see her new punked out mohawk, did you? tell austin to give you back your goddamn usb cable and upload some pictures.
gawd i'm so bored. boREd. any of you guys out there primus fans? how about tears for fears? i am desperate for things to write about. ugggggggh.
i answered maybe two questions truthfully. either way, i'm sure they'll tie me to a chair and throw me in the river.
i'm just putting the rest of this garbage in a cut.
weep for the my little pony all by her lonesome...
but wait? what is this? a friend? a soul mate? an insurane salesman in disguise?
ah, looks like it was true love after all. the end.
here's that survey.
Redneck--
1] Do you believe the south will rise again? gawd, i hope not.
2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile? i don't drive.
3] Do you live in a mobile home? not anymore.
4] Is your car still primer gray? no car.
5] Do you like country music? no
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? no
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? no
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? i used to. not anymore tho.
Total YES: 0
-Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: yeah, but mostly green or blue.
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: no.
3] Do you think about death often?: not my own.
4] Do you want to die?: someday.
5] Are you a social outcast?: no.
6] Are you pale?: um, not really.
7] Do you like Hot Topic?: sure.
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? yup.
9] Are you nice?: i'd like to think so.
Total YES: 4
--Skater Punk--
1] Can you skateboard?: no.
2] Do you wear Vans?: in like, middle school i did, but now? no.
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? would you call stealing lawn ornaments stupid?
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?: not yet.
5] Do you watch the x-games? gawd no.
6] Do you have any piercings?: my ears.
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? they're okay on some, but i'd never have one.
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: to sleep in.
9] Have you called someone a poser? prob'ly at some point in my life.
Total YES: 3
--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like":...doesn't everyone? (yes)
2] Do you shop at places like Abercrombie and Fitch?: no. that store smells bad.
3] Do you pop the collar? what?
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: no, but the people at cosmic are annoying as hell.
5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cowen? who the hell is that?
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH? noooooo.
7] Do you like pop music: no.
8] Do you want/have a little dog?: no, i don't it, but anyone that does, let me know and i'll airmail it.
Total YES: 1
--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long?: not by mosts standards, but too long for me.
2] Do you own a acoustic guitar?: no.
3] Do you want peace?: i guess so.
4] Do you want to save the animals? yes.
5] Do you think war is unneccesary?: yes.
6] Is love essential in your life?: uh, kinda.
7] Have you smoked pot?: yes
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? yeah, but that shouldn't classify my as a hippie.
Total : 5
--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto?: hellz yeah
2] Do you wear do-rags?: no.
3] Do you like hip-hop? ha, no.
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: i'm gonna go with yes, since he's about one of the only rappers i can name off the top of my head.
5] Do you believe he's alive?: no, i thought he was dead.
6] Do you like afros?: on john broadus.
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: no. fo rizzle? yes.
8] Do you like to dance?: i like to TRY to dance.
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit: no.
Total YES: 4
-Emo-
1] Do you cry often?: no
2] Do you wear hoodies: yes
3] Do you like soft music: i don't know. not really.
4] Do people understand you?: i guess so. i don't think they think about me enough to bother with. (gawd, that was so fucking emo. i can't believe i said that.)
5] Do you write your own songs?: me? write a song? yeah right.
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark: it's naturally black. but i've dyed it red. and blue. and purple.
7] Do you cut your hair: yes, and i need to soon.
8] Are you lonely? eh. shut up.
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: gawd, if i see that written on any more t shirts i will kill myself! and not for reasons of self worth either!
Total : 4
--Surfer--
1] Do you surf?: i prob'ly would if i knew how, but i don't, so no.
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round?: noooooooo.
3] Is your hair shaggy?: no.
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?: ha. a big fat noooooo.
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: like, maybe one.
6] Are you tan? yeah, but only by genetics.
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now?: yeah.
9] Do you hate tourists? don't really have an opinion on them. we don't get too many of them out here in the sticks.
Total YES: 3
--Geek--
1] Do you wear glasses: i did, until my sister sat on them.
2] Do you get good grades? nope.
3] Do you use an inhaler?: no.
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? sure do!
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes? yeah. so what?
6] Do you ever get picked on?: sometimes. mostly by people that think i'm a dyke.
7] Do you look forward to go to school?: *shudders* no.
8] Are you shy around the opposite sex?: nah.
9] Do you have braces?: no, but i prob'ly need them.
Total:4
[total # yes's- 27]
i don't know what the point of that was, but it wasted some time.
^fj8sFD@!ov yh1zUE$d#3grusth gJS*eop6