i joined a resident evil rating community. i had to put in an application. AN APPLICATION, dammit. here's what i said:
Name: jarios
Age: 19
Birthday: 8/11/86
Star Sign: leo
Height: 5'1
Left handed/Right?: right
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Good with money?: not too shabby
Talk about yourself for a few sentences, just about anything:
well, i've been a pretty hXc resident evil fan since i was about 12. i've been told i have a video game problem, but i can also do a pretty sweet barry burton impression. i'm from seattle, but i happen to be currently residing (against my own free will) in redneck usa (kentucky). i like cats. i like sweaters. i like wigs. i have a crush on norman bates and think he was the original emo kid. but resident evil owns the scene!
Your Life
Favorite Color: red
Favorite Food: junk
Favorite Animal: cats
Favorite Non-domesticated animal(Wolf?Bat?): chimera
Favorite School subject: world civ
Favorite Film: breakfast club
Favorite RE Char: ada wong
Least Favorite RE Char: ashley graham
Hobbies: resident evil all nighters, local shows, sewing, watching degrassi, being a mall rat
Likes: sega genesis's, code veronica, distant moans, new wave, stealing lawn ornaments and capping wiggers
Dislikes: ashley's pitiful cries for ladder assistance, picky customers, ignorant people, drain demos, pop punk, scratched discs and conferderate flags
Personality
Self-preservation or the preservation of others?: preserving others so they can preserve you too.
The good of the company or the Good of humanity?: i'm no umbrella scab! humanity!
Hypothetical Question: If you found a hundred dollar bill on the street what would you do?(be honest!) eh. i'd look around to see if anyone near by could've dropped it and attempt to return it. no one near by? oh well, i tried. in my pocket it goes and i can pay this months gas bill.
Skills
Good with your hands?: (Sounds so dirty ;) well, i suppose so.
Good with people?: sure. you gotta be if you work in retail
Friendly?: most of the time
Loyal?: we're getting out of here...together.
Forceful?: if you give me shiz i am.
Random
If you were trapped in Raccoon City who would you have with you?: (A friend? a family? Wesker?) wesker would prob'ly leave me for zombie dogs, so i'd say i'd take along my younger sister. she's good at solving locking mechanisms and mixing herbs, and isn't so feeble she can't climb down a bloody ladder by herself.
What would you take with you? (Five items plz): a remington sawed off double barrel pump action shotgun, box of shells, picture of my family, a lighter and a lockpick
How big an RE fan are you? (on a scale of 1-10. 1 being notsomuch, 10 being STARS member extraordinare) 10+
and here's the picture i used.
saucy, ain't i?
they're fucking assholes if they reject me. rating communites suck, but b/c it's resident evil, i must join. b/c i love resident evil.
working tomorrow, i am. i love everybody.