2 ♕ The latest trend is extreme rejuvenation
[ Buckingham is currently channelling his boredom into elaborately eating a bowl of figs and drinking wine in whatever orphanage equivalent of the dining hall he got stuck in now.
He also finds that the mansion deserves to be updated on his displeasure and the terrible service it is presently providing. ]
Still not very festive, those events. And this one is barely even entertaining. Quite frankly I don't follow the rules at all.
[ He takes a sip of wine and adds very casually: ]
...I trust there are at least some women left to take care of the [ He waves his hand until the motion brings a term to mind. ] event spawn? Whoever you are, do keep them quiet. Or at least away from their transmission devices.
[ As ever so often he does a near flawless job at making it sound like a condescending observation, but truth to be told the event has him disturbingly worried about the safety and well-being of those event spa-- children.
Granted, something (read: his personality) prevents him from being overly vocal about it, but... but still, he... he does care. /cringe ]
He also finds that the mansion deserves to be updated on his displeasure and the terrible service it is presently providing. ]
Still not very festive, those events. And this one is barely even entertaining. Quite frankly I don't follow the rules at all.
[ He takes a sip of wine and adds very casually: ]
...I trust there are at least some women left to take care of the [ He waves his hand until the motion brings a term to mind. ] event spawn? Whoever you are, do keep them quiet. Or at least away from their transmission devices.
[ As ever so often he does a near flawless job at making it sound like a condescending observation, but truth to be told the event has him disturbingly worried about the safety and well-being of those event spa-- children.
Granted, something (read: his personality) prevents him from being overly vocal about it, but... but still, he... he does care. /cringe ]