Celebrian, part one more than the last one

airey_kun Dec 03, 2011 13:09

really really long, canon rape, dudes in the sporking theater, squick, unlikely pairings, insanity, fandom is irrelevent, oh great ass-filler, where we're going we don't need... canon, you fail biology forever, purple prose, and i don't mean a rooster, lemon, you fail sex ed forever, overly-long intro, author: unknown, jrr tolkien is spinning in his grave, battered houswife syndrome, sporker: airey, blackmail imminent, sex ensues, kill it with fire, kill me now, huge warty cock, females do not work that way., it was awful, fandom: lord of the rings, no plot, perversity, fic: celebrian, guest sporkings, lavender labia, bad porn, get a beta, dostoevsky, unintentionally funny, better than hogwarts exposed, seizure jokes, what just happened?, her what, overly long, infamous, macro mania, epic fail, rape warning, classical lit, i'm not actually part of this fandom, f**king psychology how does it work, sex does not work that way, gah! gah!!, horrible just horrible, logic failure, death to the aristocracy, multi-part spork, annoying main characters, ooc, why me, nudity, i'm scared hold me, naughty naughty language, cluster f-bomb, do not want, german porn, jello tits!, broke the rating system, nsfw, get your mind out of the gutter, breasts