NURSE_NINJAS
So the other day I was finishing up my meal of a diet coke and a Russian baby when I had an amazing, thought. I was thinking not about the turbulent situation in the middle east, or why it burns when I pee ever since my wild night with "Bubbles", but about old people. Senile old people. Senile old people in old folks homes to be ultra superspecific. You see one of the most common complaints senile old people in old folks homes have is that the staff is stealing from them or mixing up their meds in some sort of bizarre murderous rage that all staff at nursing homes get because some of the crazy rubs off the old people onto them. But the more I thought about that the more sense it made. Why wouldn't the nurses go crazy and steal hideous outfits and plan elaborate murder plots for inconsequential people who would die soon anyway? Of course they would. Sure there is no motive but given the nature of their workplace these people cannot be normal of mind or even soul.
But what can we do to stop these devious unstable people? I'll tell you. After these messages.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
We will stop them with my newly founded organization NURSE_NINJAS. We have a team of highly trained ninjas working for us with orders to skillfully and quietly take out any employee of said home who is committing any unprofessional acts against those living in the homes. They are trained to employ non-lethal methods at first but upon multiple transgressions a shuriken to the face is not uncalled for. NURSE_NINJAS is only working out of two known nursing homes at this time but as word spreads about our work I hope to expand to several more and achieve my dream of a safety ninja working in every known nursing home in this country. Wish me luck.
But what can we do to stop these devious unstable people? I'll tell you. After these messages.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
We will stop them with my newly founded organization NURSE_NINJAS. We have a team of highly trained ninjas working for us with orders to skillfully and quietly take out any employee of said home who is committing any unprofessional acts against those living in the homes. They are trained to employ non-lethal methods at first but upon multiple transgressions a shuriken to the face is not uncalled for. NURSE_NINJAS is only working out of two known nursing homes at this time but as word spreads about our work I hope to expand to several more and achieve my dream of a safety ninja working in every known nursing home in this country. Wish me luck.