Santa Baby!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave karpuck a kidney (1000 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I put gum in greggry's hair (-12 points). In July I pulled evan5552's hair (-5 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (901 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
air-streem