Because it made me cackle, and I wish to save it for later amusement. No, you don't need context.

[Luna]: *Glances over that.*
[Luna]: I find it annoying that the more submissive of the pair is the one who ends up knocked up.
[Luna]: I mean, come on. Dominant people have babies all the time. Look at Martha Stewart. :v

Customer: “My garbage disposal is clogged up.”

Me: “What is stuck in your garbage disposal?”

Customer: “A crystal ball.”

Me: “A what?”

Customer: “My crystal ball rolled off the counter and fell in my garbage disposal.”

Me: “You didn’t see that coming?”

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I'm sure it's old, but I find it most amusing.


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...but I had to do it just for una_con_laluna

Don't watch it a work. Seriously.

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Awesome. That is all.

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EDIT: archmage posted this as well. It seems we got linked to it by different people. :)

Language alert, so careful where you watch.

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