When you jump valiantly into the sea for a swim, and promptly almost black out, this means it is TOO FUCKING COLD. And, if sculling about in the shallows while you hope to acclimatise to the temperature only results in getting arms and legs that are too numb to move, whilst getting thoroughly battered by the waves right in the face does not mean ( Read more... )

This morning, I strode into the design room upon arriving at work, and within the space of five minutes managed to commit an Epic Fail of epically epic proportions. There was a dress hanging on the end of my friend's work rail (filled with other dresses) It was a very pretty design in silk chiffon, but in a shade I particularly dislike and can only ( Read more... )