HELP ME, MARCUS AURELIUS. YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE.

[ainsoph15]

The Fall of the Roman Empire is on BBC2 RIGHT NOW. Thank god there is a shit-ton of (really fabulously bad) scenery, because between Alec Guiness, Sophia Loren, Christopher Plummer and Jaaaaaaames Maaaaason (♥), THEY ARE ALL GNAWING ON IT LIKE IT IS SOME SORT OF DELICIOUS CAKE AND THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.

[NOM NOM - SIGNIFICANT EYE CONTACT AND FROWNING.]

'I AM ACTING. SEEEE ME EMOTE.'

[DRAMATIC ANACHRONISTIC STRING MUSIC!!!!!!]

(rinse and repeat for 3 hours)

THIS IS AN AWESOME AFTERNOON :D