Rushing so a meme
I am going to meta baout kidfic and mpreg later but as I have no time right now...meme!
As seen on leda_speaks LJ.
You got married to the last person you kissed... What would your name be?
Given I have never kissed anyone romantically and the only people I have kissed are family members let us not go there.
Last person to text you?
Erm...my mother probably. She's the only one that does really. I used to have a few friends who did but texting isn't my thing.
What did you do this afternoon?
What will I do. I will write hopefully. Possibly. Before we got to the cinema this evneing.
When do you plan on having kids or your next kid?
I am having furry children. About twenty guinea pigs, a couple of goats, cats, maybe a dog...
As for real kids not unless my mother kidnaps me and takes me to the sperm bank. Which I wouldn't put past her.
Do you know a secret about your last ex that would embarrass them?
Having never dated I have no ex. I have an ex-friend or two but the answer would be no.
Can you take a bra off with one hand?
For woe no. I have tried but I am useless with bras.
Can you use chopsticks?
Nope.
How old were you when you lost your first tooth?
Six I think.
Were you a hyper or mellow kid?
Neither. Neurotic.
Why did you throw up last?
I can't remember. I was a child. Since I was a teenager I've never been able to throw up when I'm ill.
Last time you were on the phone?
Yesterday. My uncle rang up and I happened to answer it.
What's for dinner?
Dinner like lunch? Small crusty rolls and peas. Dinner as in evening meal. Not a clue.
Ever been to the Statue of Liberty?
No but my parents have.
Voting for Hilary?
No. Being a UK citizen and all.
How many e-mail addresses do you have?
Oh lord...let me think...six?
Do you HAVE to have brand name stuff?
Nope. As long as it tastes or does what it's supposed to that's fine. I do buy certain shampoo brands as some irritate my scalp.
Last time you washed your hair?
Yesterday.
Who did you last share a bed with?
Pilchard. Who was sleeping on me at the time.
Do you like Oreos?
Yes.
Do you send out "Thank You" cards?
Only if my parents encourage me to.
Can you ice skate?
No way. I have no balance at all. I could never do rollerskates either.
Do you have a brother?
Two. Both younger. CLF and the tall one.
Do you know how to change a diaper?
Heck yes. I used to change CLF's nappies when he was a baby. Even the poo filled ones.
Do you flip people off while driving?
No I simply shout.
What color is your car?
Silver.
Do you keep a planner?
A what? Erm... no ;-)
Who's your favorite American Idol judge?
I do not watch it.
Do you like to grocery shop?
No. Becuase I can never read what my mother has put on the list and spend ages working out that pot oreos are actually potatoes.
What kind of mood are you in?
Above average.
Last time you cleaned?
Cleaned what?
What pills do you take daily?
Nothing at all.
Do you do your own laundry?
I would try but my grandmother has a huge Mrs Tiggywinkle complex and regularly appears at random to empty the washing basket.
Has someone close to you passed away this year?
No but one wishes he had.
Baths or showers?
Showers. One day I will have a bath but it's so much effort.
Do you take out the trash?
Yes. And I make more outside when hutch cleaning.
Are you getting engaged any time soon?
Not unless hell freezes over.
What's the best part about being single?
Not being in a relationship?
Paper or Plastic?
Whats?
Do you watch "The Hills"?
Nope.
Last CD you played?
Oh something depressing...no wait it was Stan Rodgers.
What did you do last Saturday night?
I can't remember! Watched TV.
What are you thinking about right now?
Lack of time.
Which one of your friends is going to have the cutest baby?
Well given I know of only one friend who might possibly have children (a non-fandom friend) I am going to have to say her. That is if she stops swearing off men.
What is the theme of your bedroom?
Chaos.
Wearing any bracelets?
No.
Last thing someone bought for you?
Oooo erm...CLF broguht me back a free magazine from his trip to Manchester uni. Other than that my mother bought me some lovely fresh podded peas.
What are you going to do now?
Got to work.
As seen on leda_speaks LJ.
You got married to the last person you kissed... What would your name be?
Given I have never kissed anyone romantically and the only people I have kissed are family members let us not go there.
Last person to text you?
Erm...my mother probably. She's the only one that does really. I used to have a few friends who did but texting isn't my thing.
What did you do this afternoon?
What will I do. I will write hopefully. Possibly. Before we got to the cinema this evneing.
When do you plan on having kids or your next kid?
I am having furry children. About twenty guinea pigs, a couple of goats, cats, maybe a dog...
As for real kids not unless my mother kidnaps me and takes me to the sperm bank. Which I wouldn't put past her.
Do you know a secret about your last ex that would embarrass them?
Having never dated I have no ex. I have an ex-friend or two but the answer would be no.
Can you take a bra off with one hand?
For woe no. I have tried but I am useless with bras.
Can you use chopsticks?
Nope.
How old were you when you lost your first tooth?
Six I think.
Were you a hyper or mellow kid?
Neither. Neurotic.
Why did you throw up last?
I can't remember. I was a child. Since I was a teenager I've never been able to throw up when I'm ill.
Last time you were on the phone?
Yesterday. My uncle rang up and I happened to answer it.
What's for dinner?
Dinner like lunch? Small crusty rolls and peas. Dinner as in evening meal. Not a clue.
Ever been to the Statue of Liberty?
No but my parents have.
Voting for Hilary?
No. Being a UK citizen and all.
How many e-mail addresses do you have?
Oh lord...let me think...six?
Do you HAVE to have brand name stuff?
Nope. As long as it tastes or does what it's supposed to that's fine. I do buy certain shampoo brands as some irritate my scalp.
Last time you washed your hair?
Yesterday.
Who did you last share a bed with?
Pilchard. Who was sleeping on me at the time.
Do you like Oreos?
Yes.
Do you send out "Thank You" cards?
Only if my parents encourage me to.
Can you ice skate?
No way. I have no balance at all. I could never do rollerskates either.
Do you have a brother?
Two. Both younger. CLF and the tall one.
Do you know how to change a diaper?
Heck yes. I used to change CLF's nappies when he was a baby. Even the poo filled ones.
Do you flip people off while driving?
No I simply shout.
What color is your car?
Silver.
Do you keep a planner?
A what? Erm... no ;-)
Who's your favorite American Idol judge?
I do not watch it.
Do you like to grocery shop?
No. Becuase I can never read what my mother has put on the list and spend ages working out that pot oreos are actually potatoes.
What kind of mood are you in?
Above average.
Last time you cleaned?
Cleaned what?
What pills do you take daily?
Nothing at all.
Do you do your own laundry?
I would try but my grandmother has a huge Mrs Tiggywinkle complex and regularly appears at random to empty the washing basket.
Has someone close to you passed away this year?
No but one wishes he had.
Baths or showers?
Showers. One day I will have a bath but it's so much effort.
Do you take out the trash?
Yes. And I make more outside when hutch cleaning.
Are you getting engaged any time soon?
Not unless hell freezes over.
What's the best part about being single?
Not being in a relationship?
Paper or Plastic?
Whats?
Do you watch "The Hills"?
Nope.
Last CD you played?
Oh something depressing...no wait it was Stan Rodgers.
What did you do last Saturday night?
I can't remember! Watched TV.
What are you thinking about right now?
Lack of time.
Which one of your friends is going to have the cutest baby?
Well given I know of only one friend who might possibly have children (a non-fandom friend) I am going to have to say her. That is if she stops swearing off men.
What is the theme of your bedroom?
Chaos.
Wearing any bracelets?
No.
Last thing someone bought for you?
Oooo erm...CLF broguht me back a free magazine from his trip to Manchester uni. Other than that my mother bought me some lovely fresh podded peas.
What are you going to do now?
Got to work.