Hope everyone had a good Easter ( Read more... )

When I'm looking on Google images for tattoo designs, I do NOT want to be bombarded with images of scat porn, thanks.

*goes off to bleach eyeballs*

Dear horribly smelly stranger who smells like he's not only shit himself, but also rolled around in dog faeces for good measure (I wish I was exaggerating - he actually smelled like that D:):

In the wise words of Foamy the squirrel:

SHOWER.

Gaaaaaah.

*random gross TMI statement* ...I just threw up in my mouth something awful. Ugh ugh ugh. */random gross TMI statement*

In other news, some may know that I have this odd habit of rubbing/pulling my eyebrows, and I tend to do it more when bored. Well, after these past couple of days at work, I'm lucky to have any fricking eyebrows left. So. Bloody ( Read more... )

...Today, I was shat upon by a bird.

Delightful.

XD

Alice has a massive blister on one of her knuckles - and she has no idea where it came from. o_O It apparently started out as a small cut. How weird.

I was about to chop up this cauliflower that I'd bought yesterday for tea, when I noticed a rotten leaf and a load of mould. >_< Ew. I'm so getting a refund on that. Brand new vegetables should not be fucking mouldy! Fer fook's sake.

On a different note, I've been seriously considering either Isabela or Jessie from Dead Rising as cosplay ideas. I' ( Read more... )

I had such a weird & freaky dream this morning ( Read more... )

Yesterday, Euan and his mother were watching some programme on daytime TV. This show focused on a guy who enjoys eating........ roadkill ( Read more... )

My stomach and chest are hurting so bad. ;_;

My mother is being annoying again - this time she's whining about money, when all she does is spend it on stuff like laptop computers, food steamers and food blenders, that she doesn't even use, and clothes that she never wears. >:(

Also: Why the fuck am I the the only person in this house who knows ( Read more... )