Pure randomness....
Upon recently using some after-sun spray in order to ease my itchy sunburn, I couldn't help but notice what was written on the bottle: "Helps prolong your tan". *Snort* What tan?!
Anyway, I have been re-reading one of my favourite Metal Gear Solid fanfics: Metal Gear Solid 2: Friends Season One. As you can probably tell, it's a parody of Friends using Metal Gear characters. It is undoubtedly the most hilarious fic I have read in a long time. Many people say that the author is the god of comedy. They are so right.
In fact, while I am on the subject, I will post some extracts from the first few chapters (be warned - if you've never played the Metal Gear games, you probably won't understand most of this):
Olga: You know, I haven't seen Raiden in a long time. How long have those boxes been there?
Snake: Three weeks.
Olga: So he's been inside that box for -
Snake: Yeah.
Snake: He does cartwheels in his sleep.
Fortune (snorting): What?
Otacon: I don't care what it is. You can't shoot living breathing things just because you're bored. Its a crime against Nature. Read a mag or something, or go watch Spider - Oops, sorry, didn't mean to bring that up.
Snake ( his lips quiver): Its not about Spiderman anymore. Ugly Naked Fatman, you know he's working for the Patriots, first Spiderman, now they got some jolly tubby break-dancing naked across from my window! (Snake's voice cracks) Don't you think its about time somebody did something? (Whimpers)
Otacon: Doesn't he need to use the bathroom every once in a while?
Snake: ...yeah, I kinda need to tell you something about that.
Otacon: What?
Snake: I've rigged the toilet with C4, motion sensors.
Snake: You never told me I couldn't mix beer with Pentazamene.
Otacon (gasps): What happened?
Snake: Passed out for a while. When I woke up I had a craving for flower- petals, compact discs and car tires. Oh, by the way, your Queens CD no longer works, and you should really take the buss tomorrow.
Snake: How'd you get past the Claymores?
Raiden: I, ingenious as I am, escaped the terrible trap you'd plotted by walking into each Claymore, thereby setting them off, leaving me momentarily weakened and badly bleeding, BUT with an escape route! (Raiden laughs) Thought you could outsmart me, ey Snake?
Snake: Raiden, you know how Rose hasn't been around for a while?
Raiden: ...yeah?
Snake: You know the funky smell coming from our basement?
Raiden: ...yeah?
Snake: You remember the blood patches on the floor in the living room and the blood on my hands that I told you were from a shaving accident?
Raiden: ...yeah?
*Cracks up laughing* Sheer brilliance.
That is all.
Side note: I have just replaced my Chiana and Jool icon with a Scorpius/Sikozu one. You like?
Anyway, I have been re-reading one of my favourite Metal Gear Solid fanfics: Metal Gear Solid 2: Friends Season One. As you can probably tell, it's a parody of Friends using Metal Gear characters. It is undoubtedly the most hilarious fic I have read in a long time. Many people say that the author is the god of comedy. They are so right.
In fact, while I am on the subject, I will post some extracts from the first few chapters (be warned - if you've never played the Metal Gear games, you probably won't understand most of this):
Olga: You know, I haven't seen Raiden in a long time. How long have those boxes been there?
Snake: Three weeks.
Olga: So he's been inside that box for -
Snake: Yeah.
Snake: He does cartwheels in his sleep.
Fortune (snorting): What?
Otacon: I don't care what it is. You can't shoot living breathing things just because you're bored. Its a crime against Nature. Read a mag or something, or go watch Spider - Oops, sorry, didn't mean to bring that up.
Snake ( his lips quiver): Its not about Spiderman anymore. Ugly Naked Fatman, you know he's working for the Patriots, first Spiderman, now they got some jolly tubby break-dancing naked across from my window! (Snake's voice cracks) Don't you think its about time somebody did something? (Whimpers)
Otacon: Doesn't he need to use the bathroom every once in a while?
Snake: ...yeah, I kinda need to tell you something about that.
Otacon: What?
Snake: I've rigged the toilet with C4, motion sensors.
Snake: You never told me I couldn't mix beer with Pentazamene.
Otacon (gasps): What happened?
Snake: Passed out for a while. When I woke up I had a craving for flower- petals, compact discs and car tires. Oh, by the way, your Queens CD no longer works, and you should really take the buss tomorrow.
Snake: How'd you get past the Claymores?
Raiden: I, ingenious as I am, escaped the terrible trap you'd plotted by walking into each Claymore, thereby setting them off, leaving me momentarily weakened and badly bleeding, BUT with an escape route! (Raiden laughs) Thought you could outsmart me, ey Snake?
Snake: Raiden, you know how Rose hasn't been around for a while?
Raiden: ...yeah?
Snake: You know the funky smell coming from our basement?
Raiden: ...yeah?
Snake: You remember the blood patches on the floor in the living room and the blood on my hands that I told you were from a shaving accident?
Raiden: ...yeah?
*Cracks up laughing* Sheer brilliance.
That is all.
Side note: I have just replaced my Chiana and Jool icon with a Scorpius/Sikozu one. You like?