no,---prudes.
Him: seriously she may be the hottest cop ever
Aimsha1982: that's only because I never pursued law enforcement
Him: nice
Him:
Aimsha1982: have you ever gotten a boner by looking at a table leg?
Him: ROFL
Him: what??
Aimsha1982: because that' why they invented table cloths
Aimsha1982: the long skirts to cover them
Aimsha1982: to 'prevent men from unnatural unions with furniture'
Him: i'm pretty sure they invented tablecloths so when you spill shit on the table its easier to clean up
Aimsha1982: nope
Aimsha1982: not the long skirted kind
Aimsha1982: dude, I'm watching the history of sex
Him: where do you come up with this stuff?
Aimsha1982: and I've gotta say, I'm getting wicked horny
Him: those history channel producers are all smoking crack
Aimsha1982: who needs porn when you've got the history channel?
Aimsha1982: oooh, virgins who find after ravishment...that they ENJOY sex!
Aimsha1982: oh yeah, talk to me history channel!
Aimsha1982: talk to me!
Him: you sound all kinds of hot and bothered
Him: watch some baseball or something
Aimsha1982: it's been THIRTEEN FUCKING WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him: visuallize margret thatcher nude on a cold day
Aimsha1982: 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him: i don't wanna hear it
Aimsha1982: I may even be THAT hard up
Him: it's been awhile for me and i'm fine
Aimsha1982: I hate you
Him but maybe i'm just a sex camel
Aimsha1982: guys are so prudish
Him: i'm not prudish, i just take care of business
Him alot
Aimsha1982: it's not hard for you guys to go without at all
Him the hell its not
Aimsha1982: it's not
Him: our brains are wired to hump like stoned test bunnies
Aimsha1982: you are all prudes in wolves' clothing!
Him you must be high
Him: not literally
Him: figuratively