Me: *drops a pillow lightly into Pup's head and back*
Pup: Ow!
Me: ...what the fuck? It's a pillow, what the fuck is 'ow' about it?

Dear Diary,

Today I was pompous, and my sister was crazy. We were kidnapped by hillfolk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.

"Okay, Luke on ground, trooper on bike. Not good, Jedi, not good."
- Luke Skywalker, Return of the Jedi Radio Drama

In other news, the Star Wars session was a blast, even if almost all the characters ended up half-dead.

In other, other news, I'm currently headed to Cleveland for ground school! Woo hoo.

"*smack, whack, thud, smacksmacksmacksmack* See?! I said I'd defeat you with logic!! This is my Logic textbook!! *WHACK!*"

( Not exactly worksafe, but not too bad...? )

"I think the world would be a much happier place if we solved arguments by just mooing at each other instead of hurling insults. Don't you think? Moooooooooooo!"
- Me, in the Borean Tundra General Chat, to an angry player attempting to cause drama

Everyone else in the chat: *obediently* Moooooooooooooooo!

Also, I'm a bit belated on this, but people should read it anyways ( Read more... )

And before I take off, you get to read the quote that's been happily running through my head for the past hour. It's one of the male Blood Elf jokes from WoW.

"We're allied with the Tauren? Fantastic! We'll be having steak every night!"

I love Mercedes Lackey and her sense of humor. I'm currently re-(re-re-re-re-re-)reading The Ship Who Searched by Anne McCaffrey and Mercedes Lackey. It was actually this book that got me reading Lackey, to be honest. It was my favorite of all of the Brainship books (all of which McCaffrey wrote with different people), and so I investigated the ( Read more... )

I have no clue how it got on to this track, but I was writing about genius and the sublime (according to Longinus) for my Study of Lit mid-term, and apparently dozed off in the submarine, because I had a terribly odd dream ( Read more... )