[fic] [art] Fountain of youth - Yugioh, YamixYugi, humor, PG-15, theme 026 (100_chances)
Theme: 026- Fountain of youth; for 100_chances
Author: Chey (duelist_gurl163)
Rating: PG-15
Genre: Humor
Pairings: YamixYugi
Archive: Here
Warnings: AU, dirty humor
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Yami and Yugi celebrate the one night of the year when everything goes, and some mysterious girl is taking advantage of it.
Disclaimer: Yugioh isn't mine, that's probably obvious by now.
Note: The illustration that goes with this fic is also rated PG-15 and is probably NSFW.
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“Yugi?”
“Hmn?”
Yami gestured behind them. “Have you noticed that there’s a strange girl following us with a camera?”
Yugi glanced over his shoulder. The street was clogged with people, all of whom fit the definition of ‘strange.’ “I don’t see her. What’s she dressed up as?”
“She’s wearing street clothes, not in a costume. Long brown hair, thin, carrying a video camera…”
“Nope, don’t see her.” Yugi turned back around, his hand interlaced tightly with Yami’s to prevent them from being separated in the crowd.
“I swear she’s following us. I’ve seen her several times this evening.”
Yugi waited until they’d slipped through another group of people to answer. “Well if she is stalking us, I’m relieved she’s just video-taping. I’ve had my ass grabbed by so many strangers tonight it’s ridiculous. Can’t they see I’m with you?”
In the distance they could hear the sounds of a parade getting closer, and squeezed themselves into a small opening in the crowd on the sidewalk.
“Hey, I suggested we come clothed in costume,” Yami said, putting his arm around Yugi’s shoulders, which were airbrushed with black paint. “A fallen angel and a devil. All we needed to buy were the accessories, we already have plenty of black clothes to alter and I could have sewn up the costumes in no time. But no, you’re the one who wanted to get into the experience and have the costumes body-painted on.”
“The website said it was tradition, who am I to argue?”
“I think your upholding of the traditions here is very honorable,” Yami said, raising his voice as the crowd let out a rowdy cheer for the first float. “However, you should have expected that coming to a festival jam-packed with people, ninety-nine percent of whom are drunk, wearing only a thong and body paint, is pretty much asking to have people pinch you. You’re too cute for your own good.”
“Hark who’s talking, you’ve been grabbed more than I have.”
“You kept count?”
“It was hard not to notice. You attract attention.”
“Feeling jealous?” Yami asked slyly. “I should have stopped you from drinking that last shot, you always get jealous when you’re tipsy.”
“No, just a little possessive.” He leaned in to plant a fast kiss on his lips. Yami grabbed him before he could get away and kissed him back. Yugi was out-of-breath when he pulled away long enough to say, “See, that’s what got you kicked out of heaven-”
“Wasn’t entirely my fault, a particularly cute devil seduced me and I couldn’t resist,” Yami said, kissing him again.
Yugi didn’t argue, too busy taking control of the kiss. His concentration was broken, however, when something hit him in the head.
Bewildered, he released Yami and reached on top of his head, where whatever had hit him had caught on one of his costume devil horns. Pulling it down, he saw that it was a beaded necklace. He turned in time to see a woman on a float with several other men and women, all dressed as mermaids, waving before she threw another strand of beads into the crowd.
“Oh cool, you got a necklace,” Yami said.
“Yeah, guess I did.” Yugi smiled and put it on. “And it’s red, goes great with the black.”
“Yep,” Yami said distractedly, watching the parade. Yugi leaned into him, waiting until Yami let down his guard. And then-
“Ah!” Yami jumped. “Yugi!”
Yugi grinned. “What? I’m allowed to pinch you.”
Yami huffed and folded his arms, pretending to sulk, and then prodded Yugi’s shoulder. “Hey, I want a necklace. Kiss me again, get me one.”
“Get your own necklace!”
“I can’t if you won’t kiss me.”
“And how do you know it was the kiss that made her throw it at us? Maybe she also found my ass cute and was throwing it to me.”
Yami frowned. Yugi grinned and wrapped his arms around Yami’s waist, the only part of both of them with bare skin between the black pants and cropped, zippered shirts the airbrush artist had painted on them earlier. He could feel the feathers of Yami’s costume wings brushing his fingers. “Looks like I’m not the only person who gets jealous when tipsy.”
“Are you going to help your adorable fallen angel lover get a necklace or are you going to stand there and brag?” Yami finally asked, embracing him back.
Yugi looked as if he was about to reply, but before he could Yami suddenly pointed between a gap in the floats and said, “There! It’s that girl from before!”
Yugi turned. Across the street he saw a bunch of people in bright costumes, but no girl with a camera. “Yami, I’m starting to think you’re hallucinating this girl.”
“I am not! She was there, taping us again. As soon as I pointed she left.”
“If you say so.”
“I’m telling you, she was right there-” Yami stopped mid-sentence as a young man (though scantily dressed as a buxom pirate wench) on the latest float tossed a handful of necklaces into the crowd, and he, using Yugi as leverage, was able to jump up and grab one.
“Look at that, you didn’t need to kiss me after all,” Yugi said. “You managed to get one on your own.”
Yami, who was triumphantly putting the necklace of gold oval beads on, looked up with a grin. “Oh, you’re not getting away that easily.”
“Wha-?” Was all Yugi had time to ask before Yami captured his lips again.
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Notes: If you’re wondering what drunken debauchery and cross-dressers have to do with the Fountain of Youth, I’ll explain. The festival they’re attending is Fantasy Fest. It’s known for its everything-goes attitude, awesome body-paint, gay fabulousness, and most importantly is held in Key West, a city in Florida! Juan Ponce de Leon, while searching for Bimini, (where, it was rumored, the Fountain of Youth existed - though he was most likely looking for Bimini because of the gold rumored to be there), accidentally stumbled across Florida and gave it the name we all know it by today.
I have no idea how Yami and Yugi ended up in Florida, but I am aware they’re OOC. They’re supposed to be, they’re buzzed. They’ll be very ashamed of themselves in the morning. And then they’ll hunt me down and set me on fire.
Yes, the girl following them was my self-insert. (She’s gonna sell the video on E-bay! 8D)
And now for some gratuitous fanart~
I will be posting this picture as well as the lineart on my devART account if anyone would like to see the original sketch.