Cracky Puzzleshippy Script-style fic Pt. 2
Woot woot, here's Part 2!! It picks up right where last part left off. Sorry also if the spacing is a little odd. I can't seem to fix it. >.>
Otogi: *still filming like mad* “Hey, someone bust out some black ribbon then and strip him and tie Yugi up. I bet we could sell this on e-Bay for 100,000 yen each copy. This’ll be a great way to spend the afternoon.”
Anzu: “Only a 100,000 yen? Yugi’s body in black silk ribbon has got to be worth more than that. He’s very shapely in a bishounen-uke-like way.”
Otogi: “Good point.…I know! Kaiba’s knocked out too, let’s strip him naked and then make him only wear his jacket and tie him up with the ribbon. Girls love that jacket of his, I bet we’d make more money on this.”
Noa: *still in the room and having forgotten all about the Green Jell-o god issue in this case, for this is far more interesting* “YAAAYYYYYYY! Let’s do that!”
Atemu: “Well, I suppose it’s better than your original plan.”
Honda: “Okay, who has the ribbon?”
Mokuba: *also still in the room* “I found this under the couch, we can use it!” *holds up wheel of black silk ribbon that fell out of Atemu’s pocket*
Atemu: *blinks* “HEY!”
Honda: “Okay, we have the ribbon!”
Noa: “Let’s sell his clothes on e-Bay too.”
Jounouchi: “Nah, we’ll make more money with the black-ribbon bondage video tape.”
Malik: “We could offer a photograph with each article of clothing and raise the price. I have a Polaroid camera.”
Everyone except Yugi who’s still knocked out and Kaiba who still appears dead: “That’s a great idea!”
Bakura & Yami Bakura: *Change out of their towels back into regular clothes*
Anzu: *mournfully* “Darn.”
Otogi: “Don’t worry Anzu, I got them in their towels on tape, I’ll send you a copy.”
Anzu: *Mega-party*
Mokuba: “Wait…thanks to us blasting Seto into oblivion a bunch of times, he’s got some bruises. That’s going to mess up the artistic beauty.”
Jounouchi: “I know what we can do! Someone can hold a dagger and make it look all sadistic. People go wild for that stuff. Let’s wind the ribbon around the dagger too!”
Atemu: “YOU PEOPLE HAD SO BETTER REIMBURSE ME AND YUGI FOR THAT RIBBON!!”
Mai: *has just appeared in the room* “Did I hear we were going to strip Kaiba naked, arrange his jacket artistically over his body, and make it look like someone has been sadistically molesting him with a dagger while he’s bound up in black silk ribbon?”
Jounouchi: “Right on!!” *high-fives Mai*
Yami Bakura: “Oooh, kinky. I like it. Here, I have the dagger!”
Bakura: “You carry that around with you?”
Otogi: *films eagerly*
Kaiba: *starting to wake up* “Owwww, my head. Man, I feel like I’ve been blasted into oblivion five times by an Uzi and now people are going to stage my bondage and torture and sell my clothes and the pictures and a video of it on e-Bay…”
Mariku: “Hold still, I’m trying to arrange this ribbon artistically! If you keep squirming it won’t come out right.”
Malik: *snapping pictures while checking e-Bay to see how much people are bidding for his clothes and posting pictures he’s scanned into Otogi’s laptop*
Kaiba: *Looks down to see that he is now wearing only his jacket and is being wrapped in black-silk-ribbon* “WHAT THE FUCK?”
Otogi: “Kaiba! Watch your language, would you?”
Kaiba: “So you blast people into oblivion with sub-machine guns, strip me naked, decide to sell copies of a set-up bondage and sadist torture scene of me, and you’re upset because I said “Fuck”?”
Otogi: “Well duh. And I told you to stop saying American swear words like that!”
Kaiba: *stubbornly* “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.”
Otogi: “Great, now I’m going to have to edit all that out!”
Kaiba: “Along with the bondage?”
Otogi: “What are you, nuts? That’s the best part! Now stop saying bad American words, I don’t want to scar any English people that’ll end up watching this.”
Kaiba: “BUT THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!!” *throws a fit*
Mai: “Hey, Kaiba makes a very good Seme, doesn’t he? We should find him a pretty Uke and I bet we could sell the video for twice as much.”
Honda: “We can still use Yugi, he’s still knocked out.”
Atemu: “For the last time, you are NOT going to exploit Yugi’s body! I’m the only person allowed to do that and I won’t do it so you won’t either! AND GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN RIBBON!”
Anzu: “Yee, someone’s rather touchy, aren’t they?”
Atemu: “Do you have any idea how hard it was to find black silk ribbon?! It’s not easy! Most places only carry that fake-silk synthetic stuff, and the Adult Entertainment store had only red-silk, white-silk, or black leather. I had to order that out of a catalog and wait three to four weeks for delivery!”
Everyone except Yugi who is still knocked out: “………”
Noa: “We should have used the black leather!”
Mai: “Yeah!”
Otogi: “I know! We can use the black leather on Yugi, Kaiba’d be more likely to use the leather on someone anyway.”
Atemu: *muttering* “Must…Resist…Urge…To…MIND CRUSH…!”
Malik: *waves the Rod in the air* “Hey, I just found this chick who says she’ll pay 3,000 US dollars if we’ll send her white silk ribbon with Kaiba’s blood on it.”
Everyone except Yugi who’s still knocked out: “……” *sudden explosion of enthusiasm* “YEAH!!”
Mike: *stares* “Wow, that much???”
Honda: “Awright!! Let’s do that, maybe we can find other people who’ll want some too.”
Malik: “Oh wow, I just found another person that says they’ll buy it for 4000 dollars. Geez, there’s some weird fanatics out there. Here’s one that says she’ll buy Kaiba’s boxers. Does he wear boxers? He wasn’t wearing them today.”
Mokuba: “Yes, with little purple happy faces on them. I’ve seen them in the wash.”
Jounouchi: “Weird, he always seemed like the thong type of person.”
Kaiba: *Making various muffled noises thanks to having had the ribbon wrapped around his mouth*
Otogi: *disappointed* “What about my video?”
Honda: “Save it, we can still sell it.”
Otogi: *Continues filming happily*
Mokuba: “Well, there’s plenty of blood in Kaiba, and we have a dagger, but where are we going to find white ribbon?”
Noa: “We could use rope.”
Malik: “No way, the chick says it has to be white ribbon, not rope.”
Kaiba: *Finally gets the fabric out of his mouth to speak* “Dude, you people can’t sell my blood, I need that! And I need my underwear too! *Pauses* “Wait a second, some girl is willing to pay 4,000 US dollars just for my blood? What’s she going to do with it?!”
Malik: “Make that 6,000 Canadian dollars for five inches of bloody ribbon and a few photographs of him all tied up and naked. I just found some insane fangirl in Canada. How much would Canadian money turn out to be in yen? Do you think we’d make more off Americans? Hey, here’s a picture of her-wow, she’s hot.”
Anzu: “Malik, you’re supposed to be selling things, not looking up pictures of the buyers.”
Jounouchi: “We’ve got to get some white silk ribbon first though! Someone’s going to need to go and get some.”
Atemu: “Well it’s not going to be me, I’m staying here to make sure you people don’t hurt my precious Yugi.” *eyes them suspiciously*
Otogi: “You really think we’d attempt to exploit his pretty, young, Uke-like body while he’s unconscious and unable to resist?”
Atemu: “Yes.”
Honda: “Hey, didn’t you say that that Adult Entertainment store had white ribbon at it?”
Atemu: “Well…yes.”
Mariku: “Then all we have to do is send some people to go and get some!”
Yami Bakura: “Well, it’s getting boring around here, I’ll go. Maybe I’ll die a painful death in a car crash like my purple envelope said I would.”
Mai: “I’ll drive, I’ve got my car with me.”
Jounouchi: “I’ll come too.”
Yami Bakura, Mai, and Jounouchi: *Vanish from the room*
Shizuka: “Well, while we’re waiting, what about the hot chocolate?”
Mike: “About time!”
Noa: “No, no hot chocolate! We’ve got to make sure everything is set up before anything else.”
Mike: *disappointed*
*Phone rings ten minutes later*
Otogi: *Picks up phone* “Hello?”
Mai: “We’re at the store, but we don’t know where to look.”
Otogi: “Hold on.” *turns to Atemu* “Atemu, where’s the ribbon?”
Atemu: “Aisle three, far right end, two shelves up.”
Anzu: “You have the aisles memorized?”
Bakura: “Just how much ribbon do you two go through?”
Atemu: “I TOLD YOU, I ORDERED THE RIBBON FROM A MAGAZINE! We get other stuff from the store.”
Otogi: *Back to Mai* “Aisle three.”
Yami Bakura: *In background* “Wow, I didn’t know these things could do that. Hey, hey, you guys, check out what this thing does when you push the buttons-”
Jounouchi: *In background* “Whoah…weird. Mai, come get a load of this thing-”
Mai: “Hey, that’s kinky! I thought they only had stuff like this in the movies.” *Trails off*
Otogi: “Mai! Will you pay attention?! Have you found the ribbon yet?”
Mai: “Yeah, yeah, here it is. *distracted* Hey, Jounouchi, push the red button and see what happens-“
Jounouchi: *in background* “Okay. Oooooo…”
Yami Bakura: “Sweet, I think I’ll buy one of these things for me and Bakura…”
Mai: *in background now too* “You guys would actually use this?? I’m not even going to ask.”
Otogi: *Hangs up* *sigh* “It might be awhile, they’re having fun with the toys-“ *stops abruptly*
Kaiba: *Bent into unnatural positions trying to get out of the ribbon and get to his clothes*
Bakura: “Wow, have you ever seen someone bend like that?”
Noa: “I saw a hentai movie once but even that person wouldn’t bend that far.” *Stares*
Malik: “Holy crap. You guys, I just found a Seto Kaiba fansite in Nevada that was formed only six minutes ago when they saw that picture that we offered for sale, and they said they’ll give us 10,000 US dollars if we’ll send them Kaiba’s body with all vital organs intact and include his blood so that they can use it in a homosexual-necrophilic ritual…And I thought the Canadian girl was weird.”
Kaiba: “Uh…I think I’ll just be going now-"
Anzu: *Hefts Uzi* “You can’t leave! We’re not finished!”
Atemu: “Do you really think that the Uzi’s going to do any good? I mean, he’s already been blasted into supposed oblivion five times with it.” *Glances*
Otogi: “Good point. And so why is he fine after that, and yet Yugi’s still unconscious and all that happened was Jounouchi dropped him on his head?”
Everyone except Yugi who’s still knocked out: *Wonders* “……”
Atemu: *examines gun* “Ah! Silly me, there were never any bullets in it, only blanks! Well, that explains why Kaiba never started bleeding after always getting shot. He just thought he got shot, which is why he was acting dead. His mind fooled him. Haha, how funny. Isn’t that funny?”
Everyone except Yugi who’s still knocked out: *sweatdrop*
Kaiba: *Still bent oddly trying to reach his clothes* “Right, well, like I said I think I’ll just be going.”
Honda: “You know, I can think of a lot of things a person could do in that position.”
Anzu: “Wow, yeah, he looks like he could be a porn star.”
Everyone except Yugi who’s still knocked out: “………”
Noa: “That’s it!!”
Otogi: “We should make a hentai movie!”
Malik: “Yeah, you know porn pays a lot. You’d probably get more for the movie on e-Bay than by selling this stuff on it.”
Shizuka: “You know a lot about computers, Malik. When did you become such an expert?”
Malik: “The day I found out I could download pictures for free.”
Mokuba: “Pictures of what?”
Atemu: “I have a feeling we don’t want to know.”
Malik: “Hey, good entertainment is hard to find, okay??”
Otogi: “Forget the internet, what about our movie?”
Honda: “You know, scantily-clad ukes really work better for such films. Or maybe bishounen…”
Atemu: “Oh, no, you guys are NOT going to use Yugi!” *protects him* “Don’t even think about it!”
Mariku: “Two or three would work better than one. Let’s make it a bishounen movie.”
Malik: “Let’s put Bakura in it, he’s bishounen-like enough.”
Bakura: “Wha…?”
Honda: *Whaps Bakura over the head with previously mentioned 2x4*
Bakura: *knocked out*
Otogi: “Okay, so we’ve got Yugi and Bakura…lets make Atemu be the third person, fangirls love him even more than Kaiba.
Atemu: *throws a fit* “First of all, you guys are not going to exploit poor Yugi’s body for money in some stupid pornographic movie to sell on the internet. Secondly, you are going to pay me back for my ribbon you used up. Third, you are going to give me back my Uzi and stop using it to shoot Kaiba since it’s not even loaded. Fourth, you’re not going to use me in your low-budget film-“
Honda: *whacks Atemu with the 2x4 too*
Atemu: *knocked out*
Noa: “Well, that was effective.”
Otogi: “Quick, someone call the guys at the Adult Entertainment store and get them to pick up some other stuff for us.”
Well this ain't boding well. Go to Part 3!!
Otogi: *still filming like mad* “Hey, someone bust out some black ribbon then and strip him and tie Yugi up. I bet we could sell this on e-Bay for 100,000 yen each copy. This’ll be a great way to spend the afternoon.”
Anzu: “Only a 100,000 yen? Yugi’s body in black silk ribbon has got to be worth more than that. He’s very shapely in a bishounen-uke-like way.”
Otogi: “Good point.…I know! Kaiba’s knocked out too, let’s strip him naked and then make him only wear his jacket and tie him up with the ribbon. Girls love that jacket of his, I bet we’d make more money on this.”
Noa: *still in the room and having forgotten all about the Green Jell-o god issue in this case, for this is far more interesting* “YAAAYYYYYYY! Let’s do that!”
Atemu: “Well, I suppose it’s better than your original plan.”
Honda: “Okay, who has the ribbon?”
Mokuba: *also still in the room* “I found this under the couch, we can use it!” *holds up wheel of black silk ribbon that fell out of Atemu’s pocket*
Atemu: *blinks* “HEY!”
Honda: “Okay, we have the ribbon!”
Noa: “Let’s sell his clothes on e-Bay too.”
Jounouchi: “Nah, we’ll make more money with the black-ribbon bondage video tape.”
Malik: “We could offer a photograph with each article of clothing and raise the price. I have a Polaroid camera.”
Everyone except Yugi who’s still knocked out and Kaiba who still appears dead: “That’s a great idea!”
Bakura & Yami Bakura: *Change out of their towels back into regular clothes*
Anzu: *mournfully* “Darn.”
Otogi: “Don’t worry Anzu, I got them in their towels on tape, I’ll send you a copy.”
Anzu: *Mega-party*
Mokuba: “Wait…thanks to us blasting Seto into oblivion a bunch of times, he’s got some bruises. That’s going to mess up the artistic beauty.”
Jounouchi: “I know what we can do! Someone can hold a dagger and make it look all sadistic. People go wild for that stuff. Let’s wind the ribbon around the dagger too!”
Atemu: “YOU PEOPLE HAD SO BETTER REIMBURSE ME AND YUGI FOR THAT RIBBON!!”
Mai: *has just appeared in the room* “Did I hear we were going to strip Kaiba naked, arrange his jacket artistically over his body, and make it look like someone has been sadistically molesting him with a dagger while he’s bound up in black silk ribbon?”
Jounouchi: “Right on!!” *high-fives Mai*
Yami Bakura: “Oooh, kinky. I like it. Here, I have the dagger!”
Bakura: “You carry that around with you?”
Otogi: *films eagerly*
Kaiba: *starting to wake up* “Owwww, my head. Man, I feel like I’ve been blasted into oblivion five times by an Uzi and now people are going to stage my bondage and torture and sell my clothes and the pictures and a video of it on e-Bay…”
Mariku: “Hold still, I’m trying to arrange this ribbon artistically! If you keep squirming it won’t come out right.”
Malik: *snapping pictures while checking e-Bay to see how much people are bidding for his clothes and posting pictures he’s scanned into Otogi’s laptop*
Kaiba: *Looks down to see that he is now wearing only his jacket and is being wrapped in black-silk-ribbon* “WHAT THE FUCK?”
Otogi: “Kaiba! Watch your language, would you?”
Kaiba: “So you blast people into oblivion with sub-machine guns, strip me naked, decide to sell copies of a set-up bondage and sadist torture scene of me, and you’re upset because I said “Fuck”?”
Otogi: “Well duh. And I told you to stop saying American swear words like that!”
Kaiba: *stubbornly* “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.”
Otogi: “Great, now I’m going to have to edit all that out!”
Kaiba: “Along with the bondage?”
Otogi: “What are you, nuts? That’s the best part! Now stop saying bad American words, I don’t want to scar any English people that’ll end up watching this.”
Kaiba: “BUT THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!!” *throws a fit*
Mai: “Hey, Kaiba makes a very good Seme, doesn’t he? We should find him a pretty Uke and I bet we could sell the video for twice as much.”
Honda: “We can still use Yugi, he’s still knocked out.”
Atemu: “For the last time, you are NOT going to exploit Yugi’s body! I’m the only person allowed to do that and I won’t do it so you won’t either! AND GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN RIBBON!”
Anzu: “Yee, someone’s rather touchy, aren’t they?”
Atemu: “Do you have any idea how hard it was to find black silk ribbon?! It’s not easy! Most places only carry that fake-silk synthetic stuff, and the Adult Entertainment store had only red-silk, white-silk, or black leather. I had to order that out of a catalog and wait three to four weeks for delivery!”
Everyone except Yugi who is still knocked out: “………”
Noa: “We should have used the black leather!”
Mai: “Yeah!”
Otogi: “I know! We can use the black leather on Yugi, Kaiba’d be more likely to use the leather on someone anyway.”
Atemu: *muttering* “Must…Resist…Urge…To…MIND CRUSH…!”
Malik: *waves the Rod in the air* “Hey, I just found this chick who says she’ll pay 3,000 US dollars if we’ll send her white silk ribbon with Kaiba’s blood on it.”
Everyone except Yugi who’s still knocked out: “……” *sudden explosion of enthusiasm* “YEAH!!”
Mike: *stares* “Wow, that much???”
Honda: “Awright!! Let’s do that, maybe we can find other people who’ll want some too.”
Malik: “Oh wow, I just found another person that says they’ll buy it for 4000 dollars. Geez, there’s some weird fanatics out there. Here’s one that says she’ll buy Kaiba’s boxers. Does he wear boxers? He wasn’t wearing them today.”
Mokuba: “Yes, with little purple happy faces on them. I’ve seen them in the wash.”
Jounouchi: “Weird, he always seemed like the thong type of person.”
Kaiba: *Making various muffled noises thanks to having had the ribbon wrapped around his mouth*
Otogi: *disappointed* “What about my video?”
Honda: “Save it, we can still sell it.”
Otogi: *Continues filming happily*
Mokuba: “Well, there’s plenty of blood in Kaiba, and we have a dagger, but where are we going to find white ribbon?”
Noa: “We could use rope.”
Malik: “No way, the chick says it has to be white ribbon, not rope.”
Kaiba: *Finally gets the fabric out of his mouth to speak* “Dude, you people can’t sell my blood, I need that! And I need my underwear too! *Pauses* “Wait a second, some girl is willing to pay 4,000 US dollars just for my blood? What’s she going to do with it?!”
Malik: “Make that 6,000 Canadian dollars for five inches of bloody ribbon and a few photographs of him all tied up and naked. I just found some insane fangirl in Canada. How much would Canadian money turn out to be in yen? Do you think we’d make more off Americans? Hey, here’s a picture of her-wow, she’s hot.”
Anzu: “Malik, you’re supposed to be selling things, not looking up pictures of the buyers.”
Jounouchi: “We’ve got to get some white silk ribbon first though! Someone’s going to need to go and get some.”
Atemu: “Well it’s not going to be me, I’m staying here to make sure you people don’t hurt my precious Yugi.” *eyes them suspiciously*
Otogi: “You really think we’d attempt to exploit his pretty, young, Uke-like body while he’s unconscious and unable to resist?”
Atemu: “Yes.”
Honda: “Hey, didn’t you say that that Adult Entertainment store had white ribbon at it?”
Atemu: “Well…yes.”
Mariku: “Then all we have to do is send some people to go and get some!”
Yami Bakura: “Well, it’s getting boring around here, I’ll go. Maybe I’ll die a painful death in a car crash like my purple envelope said I would.”
Mai: “I’ll drive, I’ve got my car with me.”
Jounouchi: “I’ll come too.”
Yami Bakura, Mai, and Jounouchi: *Vanish from the room*
Shizuka: “Well, while we’re waiting, what about the hot chocolate?”
Mike: “About time!”
Noa: “No, no hot chocolate! We’ve got to make sure everything is set up before anything else.”
Mike: *disappointed*
*Phone rings ten minutes later*
Otogi: *Picks up phone* “Hello?”
Mai: “We’re at the store, but we don’t know where to look.”
Otogi: “Hold on.” *turns to Atemu* “Atemu, where’s the ribbon?”
Atemu: “Aisle three, far right end, two shelves up.”
Anzu: “You have the aisles memorized?”
Bakura: “Just how much ribbon do you two go through?”
Atemu: “I TOLD YOU, I ORDERED THE RIBBON FROM A MAGAZINE! We get other stuff from the store.”
Otogi: *Back to Mai* “Aisle three.”
Yami Bakura: *In background* “Wow, I didn’t know these things could do that. Hey, hey, you guys, check out what this thing does when you push the buttons-”
Jounouchi: *In background* “Whoah…weird. Mai, come get a load of this thing-”
Mai: “Hey, that’s kinky! I thought they only had stuff like this in the movies.” *Trails off*
Otogi: “Mai! Will you pay attention?! Have you found the ribbon yet?”
Mai: “Yeah, yeah, here it is. *distracted* Hey, Jounouchi, push the red button and see what happens-“
Jounouchi: *in background* “Okay. Oooooo…”
Yami Bakura: “Sweet, I think I’ll buy one of these things for me and Bakura…”
Mai: *in background now too* “You guys would actually use this?? I’m not even going to ask.”
Otogi: *Hangs up* *sigh* “It might be awhile, they’re having fun with the toys-“ *stops abruptly*
Kaiba: *Bent into unnatural positions trying to get out of the ribbon and get to his clothes*
Bakura: “Wow, have you ever seen someone bend like that?”
Noa: “I saw a hentai movie once but even that person wouldn’t bend that far.” *Stares*
Malik: “Holy crap. You guys, I just found a Seto Kaiba fansite in Nevada that was formed only six minutes ago when they saw that picture that we offered for sale, and they said they’ll give us 10,000 US dollars if we’ll send them Kaiba’s body with all vital organs intact and include his blood so that they can use it in a homosexual-necrophilic ritual…And I thought the Canadian girl was weird.”
Kaiba: “Uh…I think I’ll just be going now-"
Anzu: *Hefts Uzi* “You can’t leave! We’re not finished!”
Atemu: “Do you really think that the Uzi’s going to do any good? I mean, he’s already been blasted into supposed oblivion five times with it.” *Glances*
Otogi: “Good point. And so why is he fine after that, and yet Yugi’s still unconscious and all that happened was Jounouchi dropped him on his head?”
Everyone except Yugi who’s still knocked out: *Wonders* “……”
Atemu: *examines gun* “Ah! Silly me, there were never any bullets in it, only blanks! Well, that explains why Kaiba never started bleeding after always getting shot. He just thought he got shot, which is why he was acting dead. His mind fooled him. Haha, how funny. Isn’t that funny?”
Everyone except Yugi who’s still knocked out: *sweatdrop*
Kaiba: *Still bent oddly trying to reach his clothes* “Right, well, like I said I think I’ll just be going.”
Honda: “You know, I can think of a lot of things a person could do in that position.”
Anzu: “Wow, yeah, he looks like he could be a porn star.”
Everyone except Yugi who’s still knocked out: “………”
Noa: “That’s it!!”
Otogi: “We should make a hentai movie!”
Malik: “Yeah, you know porn pays a lot. You’d probably get more for the movie on e-Bay than by selling this stuff on it.”
Shizuka: “You know a lot about computers, Malik. When did you become such an expert?”
Malik: “The day I found out I could download pictures for free.”
Mokuba: “Pictures of what?”
Atemu: “I have a feeling we don’t want to know.”
Malik: “Hey, good entertainment is hard to find, okay??”
Otogi: “Forget the internet, what about our movie?”
Honda: “You know, scantily-clad ukes really work better for such films. Or maybe bishounen…”
Atemu: “Oh, no, you guys are NOT going to use Yugi!” *protects him* “Don’t even think about it!”
Mariku: “Two or three would work better than one. Let’s make it a bishounen movie.”
Malik: “Let’s put Bakura in it, he’s bishounen-like enough.”
Bakura: “Wha…?”
Honda: *Whaps Bakura over the head with previously mentioned 2x4*
Bakura: *knocked out*
Otogi: “Okay, so we’ve got Yugi and Bakura…lets make Atemu be the third person, fangirls love him even more than Kaiba.
Atemu: *throws a fit* “First of all, you guys are not going to exploit poor Yugi’s body for money in some stupid pornographic movie to sell on the internet. Secondly, you are going to pay me back for my ribbon you used up. Third, you are going to give me back my Uzi and stop using it to shoot Kaiba since it’s not even loaded. Fourth, you’re not going to use me in your low-budget film-“
Honda: *whacks Atemu with the 2x4 too*
Atemu: *knocked out*
Noa: “Well, that was effective.”
Otogi: “Quick, someone call the guys at the Adult Entertainment store and get them to pick up some other stuff for us.”
Well this ain't boding well. Go to Part 3!!