My Maid of Honor speech for the wedding of Brad and Liz:

After knowing them for this long
All I can say is
I've never met a more perfect couple
Than Brad and Liz

I remember when Liz first started hunting Brad
I remember her pursuit
The little things she'd notice about him
No matter how minute

I remember her getting bolder
As time came to pass
I remember an ( Read more... )

so Liz arrived on Monday night, and I noticed that the swelling on my tongue was starting to go down. I wake up Tuesday morning and I have no more bumps on my tongue and the swelling is gone completely. Today I notice that my throat doesn't hurt even a bit, my coughing is minimal and my nose is almost not stuffy at all.

Coincidence?

I THINK NOT