I have weird friends.
R: Are you ever going to finish that Threshold thing? I want Ten II/Rose smut.
Me: You mean, the one I posted on Boxing Day?
R: You posted smut on BOXING DAY?
Me: Yep.
R: That's not right!
Me: Why not?
R: Because Mary hadn't recovered from her delivery yet! It's not fair to post smut when she can't even do anything about it!
Me: ...she was a virgin.
R: Well, then it's REALLY not fair.
Me: So I can't post smut because the Virgin Mary was, y'know, a VIRGIN?
R: Not while she's looking, at least.
ETA: As requested in email, the link to The Smutty Part is here.
Me: You mean, the one I posted on Boxing Day?
R: You posted smut on BOXING DAY?
Me: Yep.
R: That's not right!
Me: Why not?
R: Because Mary hadn't recovered from her delivery yet! It's not fair to post smut when she can't even do anything about it!
Me: ...she was a virgin.
R: Well, then it's REALLY not fair.
Me: So I can't post smut because the Virgin Mary was, y'know, a VIRGIN?
R: Not while she's looking, at least.
ETA: As requested in email, the link to The Smutty Part is here.