Title: The Crosstalk Avenue
Author: Ai no Messeji
Pairing: YamaChii;
Genre: Cotton Candy Fluff
Summary: Random themes, random settings with heart-thumping and cotton candy sweet conversations.
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Crosstalk #01
All about Relationships:
Yamada: Friendship ends.
Chinen: Relationships end too, right? Like Boyfriend and Girlfriend, both words has end in it, meaning…
Yamada: Meaning?
Chinen: ...the two of us too? We might end too, right?
Yamada: Nah. *a proud smile*
Chinen: How confident are you then? How confident are you that you won't trade me to anyone else?
Yamada: Easy, *grabs Chinen's right hand, places a ring on that ring finger before looking thoroughly into those charcoal colored eyes* Marry me and I promise you a relationship that will last for eternity.
Chinen: What kind of relationship is that?
Yamada: A Family. ♥
Crosstalk #02
All about First Name and Last Name:
Yamada: Yuri, let’s play a game.
Chinen: What kind of game, Ryo-chan?
Yamada: It’s easy, really. I’ll tell the last name then you give me the first name, okay?
Chinen: Okay! ♥
Yamada: Yabu
Chinen: Ko-chan!
Yamada: Inoo
Chinen: Kei-chan~ ♥
Yamada: *chuckles* Yaotome
Chinen: Hachibee! XD
Yamada: Takaki
Chinen: Yuya~n :3
Yamada: Arioka
Chinen: Pengu-chan!! >:)
Yamada: Okamoto
Chinen: Deli-Keito~ X3
Yamada: *pfft* Morimoto
Chinen: Ryuutan~ ♥
Yamada: Nakajima
Chinen: Yuttie!
Yamada: Yamada?
Chinen: Ryo-chan~ ♥
Yamada: iie...
Chinen: Eh? .__. doushita? That's not you?
Yamada: Try yours.
Chinen: Yuri! :)
Yamada: Yamada~ ♥
Crosstalk #03
All about Cheesy Lines and Marriage Proposals:
Chinen: Ryosuke, answer me honestly...okay?
Yamada: Okay.
Chinen: Do you like me?
Yamada: No, I love you.
Chinen: Will you choose Yuto over me?
Yamada: Why? You're already mine, so why should I choose anymore?
Chinen: Would you trade me for strawberries?
Yamada: I've already traded my strawberries at home just so that I could be here with you.
Chinen: YamaJima or YamaChii?
Yamada: Yamada Yuri~ ♥
Chinen: ...Ryosuke, be serious! D: Stop kidding around!
Yamada: Hey! I am being serious about you!
Chinen: RYOSUKE!
Yamada: Okay, fine...but before I answer all those questions seriously. Let me ask you first something, okay? Although, the answer should only be a “Yes”, because if not I won't answer you seriously, ever.
Chinen: *pouts* that's so unfair, but...okay! :D What is it Ryo-chan?
Yamada: Chinen Yuri will you marry me?
Crosstalk #04
All about Wrong Sentence Construction:
Chinen: Ryo-chan, compose a sentence that has "Gyoza" in it!
Yamada: ...err, will Yuri "Gyo" "zaaaa" this is hard. How about I just treat you out and have fun together? So, let's "Gyo" "za"mwhere together today, it’s a date, okay? ♥
Crosstalk #05
All about Strawberry Kisses and Demand:
Chinen: Ryo-chan, why do you love strawberries?
Yamada: No, I don't.
Chinen: Don't be a hypocrite! You're eating a pack of strawberries now. *pouts*
Yamada: ...ah, yeah… *scratches head*...sorry. *smiles sheepishly* By the way, Chii, want some?
Chinen: Is it sweet?
Yamada: Just try it... *shoves a strawberry inside Chinen's mouth*
Chinen: *chews* …gah! It's sour!
Yamada: I know. *chuckles*
Chinen: ...so why did you... D:
*Yamada suddenly leans in and steals a kiss*
Chinen: *dumbfounded*
Yamada: So SWEET~ ♥
Chinen: ...e-eh?
Yamada: The Strawberries!
Chinen: Huh?
Yamada: ...silly! *steals a few more kisses*
Chinen: He-Hey! Why do you keep on stealing my first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth....kiss! D: Now I won't find a bride!
Yamada: ...that's the intention! *a smug smile*
Chinen: Wha-What...!? So mean!
Yamada: No am not!
Chinen: Yeah you are!
Yamada: No am not!
Chinen: Yeah you are!!!!
Yamada: NO AM NOT! BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU WON'T FIND A BRIDE NOW! I GUARANTEE YOU 100% THAT I'LL BE YOUR HUSBAND!!!!!!
Crosstalk #06
All about Togetherness:
Yamada: Chii, if ever I die tomorrow, would you cry?
Chinen: No.
Yamada: Eh, naze? *sulks*
Chinen: ...baka! *sniffs* *sniffs*
Yamada: Hey, Yuri...why are you crying? *hugs Chinen tight* what’s wrong...I'm sorry.
Chinen: ...bakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! *sniffs* it's because you ask silly questions! D:
Yamada: ...hey, I was just asking. It's not like it will happen soon, right?
Chinen: No!
Yamada: Eh? What no? Ehhh??? *confused*
Chinen: *sniffs* it's not that Ryo-chan... It’s not that I am afraid that you'll die tomorrow. *sniffs*
Yamada: ...so what's wrong? *holds Chinen into a tight embrace*
Chinen: ...it's because, you're selfish.
Yamada: Selfish of what?
Chinen: ...of dying without me! D:
Yamada: What do you mean by dying without you? I am quite loss here, Yuri.
Chinen: Well, you know that I love you, right?
Yamada: Of course, I love you too as well. *nuzzles*
Chinen: Well, that’s the point here. You know that I love you too much to even allow myself to live without you! Because even if I am physically alive, my heart... it will forever be dead. After all, my Ryosuke is my life. So cutting Ryosuke to the equation means killing Chinen Yuri inside.
Crosstalk #07
All about Yamada vs. Gyoza:
Chinen: Mine! ♥
Yamada: No, Mine! D:
Chinen: Noooooo! Mine! D:<
Yamada: Na-uh! Mineeeee! DX<
Chinen: Noooooooooooooo! Mine! Mine! Mine! My GYOZA!!!!! D'X<
Yamada: .____. eh?
Chinen: Eh, giving it to me? :D
Yamada: *nods*
Chinen: Yeeey! I love you Ryo-chan! I'm GYOZA's!!!
Yamada: NO! MINEEEEE!!!!!!! DX<
Chinen: ...but I thought....
Yamada: YOUR NOT GYOZA's! BUT MINEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *growls*
Crosstalk #08
All about Valentine’s and White’s Day:
Valentine's Day:
Yamada: *gives Chinen chocolates* Happy Valentine’s Day, Yuri~ ♥
Chinen: Thank you! ♥ Happy Valentine's Day too, Ryo-chan~ ♥
White's Day:
Chinen: *gives Yamada chocolates placed in a beautifully wrapped box with a pink ribbon* :) ♥
Yamada: ...looks at the chocolates, *smiles* *takes the ribbon and shove the whole box of chocolates in his bag*
Chinen: Eh? You don't like it, Ryo-chan? D: *depressed*
Yamada: No, I love it. But… *a shy smile* something is missing, you see... *frowns*
Chinen: Eh? Nani yo? D:
Yamada: *wraps the pink ribbon on Chii's neck*…you. ♥
Crosstalk #09
All about Mornings:
Chinen: *sniffs* Yama-chan... *pulls on the hem of Yamada's shirt*
Yamada: Yuri? What's wrong?
Chinen: Something hurts...
Yamada: Eh? *turns and cups those tear stained cheeks* Where?
Chinen: Here. *points at his heart*
Yamada: Eh? Are you having any difficulty in breathing? Shall we go to the hospital? Can you still stand? *panics*
Chinen: *smiles*
Yamada: ...eh? Why are you smiling, Yuri? You're hurt and... *smiles* soukka na... I'm sorry. I know now, why it hurts.
Chinen: *nods* ...please, do something about it Ryosuke-sensei~ <3
Yamada: *ruffles Chinen's hair* ...hai, hai, I’ll do anything to make my little patient healthy and happy. *leans in and gives Chinen a kiss on the lips* ...good morning, Yuri. I love you.
Crosstalk #10
All about Wishes and Shooting Stars:
Chinen: Yama-chan, look, look! There's a shooting star! Let's make a wish! *closes his eyes to make a wish*
After a few minutes
Chinen: *open his eyes* I hope my wish will come true. :)
Yamada: ...mine too; I hope it will last forever.
Chinen: Eh? What do you mean, Ryo-chan? You didn't make a wish?
Yamada: I did. *chuckles*
Chinen: ...but if you did, why does it sound that your wish has already come true?
Yamada: It did. *pinches Chinen's cheeks*
Chinen: I'm not following anymore. *pouts*
Yamada: *grins* Well, Yuri...you see, last year I made a wish to a shooting star as well and it came true. Now, rather than making another wish, I just wished for my wish to last forever and ever. *twines their fingers together*
Chinen: Aww, really? That's so sweet of you, Ryo-chan. Although, what is it? What is it that you wished for? *giddy*
Yamada: To have you. ♥
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Author’s Note: All of these are actually posted in my Facebook Wall. So those who are friends with me in FB must have read this already. I just compiled and fixed a few things. This is just done out of the randomness of my head. Bear with it and please do enjoy.