Screw --ONESHOT
Title: Screw
Chapters: 1
Genre: Crack/Comedy
Rating: NC-17 (due to the use of certain words)
Pairing: Yunjae
Summary:
Working part-time behind the counter in a DIY shop can be boring, until a certain being in leather boots came in sight one night and made Yunho tongue tied.
A/N: I hope anyone reading this likes it. And comments are always loved. And due to the play of words, just to be safe, I'm putting this as NC-17 instead of PG-13, you know, just to be safe. You know how much I love playing with words (^_-)
Yunho cursed. He almost managed to get to the next round, but that freaking robot was so stubborn to die, and now he lost a life because of a stupid door chime, which made him missed a jump when the robot lunged at him. Shit, whoever came in better be good, or he'll be at the end of his anger. Yunho put his blue PSP slim down on the drawer below the counter and looked straight into eyes so dark, so mesmerizing, he almost forgot to breathe.
Jaejoong tilted his head slightly to the right, and stared at the slightly flushed face through his shades. Why he bothered with the shades, was beyond him. But, since he wanted to impress, he did anyway. And from the way Yunho, he memorised his name through lots of hand practise in bed, reacted, he might have impressed the guy one way or another... even if just for a bit.
"How may I help you?" Yunho wiped his sweaty palms against his thigh. He watched how the raven-haired guy lifted his shades off, revealing those almond-shaped eyes that made him go hard as the flag pole.
Jaejoong watched Yunho's throat bobbed up and down, as he sized him up. Yummy. He pocketted his shades, and stepped closer to the counter, making sure Yunho noticed his legs, clad in really, really snug black jeans that rode low on his hips.
"I need a screw." Jaejoong moved closer, pressing his hip against the edge of the counter. Tapping his fingers on top of the sleek white finish, he waited.
Yunho blinked. God, he's more beautiful way up close. Sensous mouth that would definitely taste good, long legs that would wrapped around his hips as he pounded into that sweet-
No, stop it. He's can't be interested in a geek like him.
"What kind of screw are you looking for?" Yunho ran his hands through his hair.
Jaejoong kept his face straight. "Long and hard. Thick would be nice. "
Yunho rubbed the back of his neck. "Alright, I'm sure I have it here." He walked around the counter and went to the glass door.
"You noticed it's almost closing time," Yunho flipped the 'open' tag to 'close'. "I hope you don't mind exiting from the back door?"
"Not a problem." Jaejoong smiled. Such a cutie. He waited for Yunho to locked the front door.
"Ok, do you mind if you follow me to get your screw?" Yunho looked at him innocently which left Jaejoong wondering if he even noticed the double meaning.
"I don't mind following you to get my screw." Jaejoong smirked. God help him, he's getting so horny playing this game.
"The screws are, right over here." Yunho showed the rows and columns of screws in packets. He scanned the area and picked up the top right packet.
Jaejoong licked his lower lip at the slightly exposed skin of Yunho's back when he was getting the screws. Yeah, right. He should be getting the screws from me, he mused.
"Will this be good enough?" Yunho held up the packet.
Jaejoong took it from him, brushing his fingers beneath Yunho's wrist. "I need something harder and thicker, yet not too thick to squeeze inside tight hole."
"Oh." Yunho rubbed his chin. Standing at just a few inches away from this hot guy makes him dizzy with want, and nervous like hell. Sweat pooled at the back of his neck. "Then this?"
"Oh, this should be good." Jaejoong leaned closer, inhaling Yunho's male musk. "But I don't think it would be that good to screw on the bed."
"Why would you screw on the bed?" Yunho drew his eyebrows together in shocked. Was this guy some psycho or what?
"Why wouldn't I? The bed's soft, great to ride on." Jaejoong smirked, licking his lower lip.
"Beds aren't meant for riding." Yunho scratched his head quizzically. "They're for sleeping."
"And screwing. And I don't ride the bed. I ride the person on the bed." Jaejoong ran his index finger along Yunho's jaw.
The moment the meanings sunk in, Yunho was wide eyed, beet red and embarrassed as hell.
"Oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." Yunho looked down at his feet, face burning crimson. "I-I can't believe... I-I didn't realize it. Damn, I'm such an idiot."
"Nah, you're not. You're a damn sexy sonofabitch." Jaejoong chuckled and brushed his lips over Yunho's.
"I-I'm not." Yunho looked at the shorter man for a moment before looking back at his feet.
Jaejoong chuckled. "I need a screw from you."
"M-Me?" Yunho blinked. "The screws are here." He pointed behind him.
"No." Jaejoong pressed his body against Yunho's. Snaking a hand between their pressed bodies, he cupped Yunho's obvious bulge. "Here."
The end.
A/N: This is the stupidiest thing I'm doing. I know I haven't been writing much, therefore, I don't blame the lack of readers on my journal hehe. So, I'm trying to reel back the readers. ^^ I feel like a newbie all over again... well, I am aren't I? XD
Chapters: 1
Genre: Crack/Comedy
Rating: NC-17 (due to the use of certain words)
Pairing: Yunjae
Summary:
Working part-time behind the counter in a DIY shop can be boring, until a certain being in leather boots came in sight one night and made Yunho tongue tied.
A/N: I hope anyone reading this likes it. And comments are always loved. And due to the play of words, just to be safe, I'm putting this as NC-17 instead of PG-13, you know, just to be safe. You know how much I love playing with words (^_-)
Yunho cursed. He almost managed to get to the next round, but that freaking robot was so stubborn to die, and now he lost a life because of a stupid door chime, which made him missed a jump when the robot lunged at him. Shit, whoever came in better be good, or he'll be at the end of his anger. Yunho put his blue PSP slim down on the drawer below the counter and looked straight into eyes so dark, so mesmerizing, he almost forgot to breathe.
Jaejoong tilted his head slightly to the right, and stared at the slightly flushed face through his shades. Why he bothered with the shades, was beyond him. But, since he wanted to impress, he did anyway. And from the way Yunho, he memorised his name through lots of hand practise in bed, reacted, he might have impressed the guy one way or another... even if just for a bit.
"How may I help you?" Yunho wiped his sweaty palms against his thigh. He watched how the raven-haired guy lifted his shades off, revealing those almond-shaped eyes that made him go hard as the flag pole.
Jaejoong watched Yunho's throat bobbed up and down, as he sized him up. Yummy. He pocketted his shades, and stepped closer to the counter, making sure Yunho noticed his legs, clad in really, really snug black jeans that rode low on his hips.
"I need a screw." Jaejoong moved closer, pressing his hip against the edge of the counter. Tapping his fingers on top of the sleek white finish, he waited.
Yunho blinked. God, he's more beautiful way up close. Sensous mouth that would definitely taste good, long legs that would wrapped around his hips as he pounded into that sweet-
No, stop it. He's can't be interested in a geek like him.
"What kind of screw are you looking for?" Yunho ran his hands through his hair.
Jaejoong kept his face straight. "Long and hard. Thick would be nice. "
Yunho rubbed the back of his neck. "Alright, I'm sure I have it here." He walked around the counter and went to the glass door.
"You noticed it's almost closing time," Yunho flipped the 'open' tag to 'close'. "I hope you don't mind exiting from the back door?"
"Not a problem." Jaejoong smiled. Such a cutie. He waited for Yunho to locked the front door.
"Ok, do you mind if you follow me to get your screw?" Yunho looked at him innocently which left Jaejoong wondering if he even noticed the double meaning.
"I don't mind following you to get my screw." Jaejoong smirked. God help him, he's getting so horny playing this game.
"The screws are, right over here." Yunho showed the rows and columns of screws in packets. He scanned the area and picked up the top right packet.
Jaejoong licked his lower lip at the slightly exposed skin of Yunho's back when he was getting the screws. Yeah, right. He should be getting the screws from me, he mused.
"Will this be good enough?" Yunho held up the packet.
Jaejoong took it from him, brushing his fingers beneath Yunho's wrist. "I need something harder and thicker, yet not too thick to squeeze inside tight hole."
"Oh." Yunho rubbed his chin. Standing at just a few inches away from this hot guy makes him dizzy with want, and nervous like hell. Sweat pooled at the back of his neck. "Then this?"
"Oh, this should be good." Jaejoong leaned closer, inhaling Yunho's male musk. "But I don't think it would be that good to screw on the bed."
"Why would you screw on the bed?" Yunho drew his eyebrows together in shocked. Was this guy some psycho or what?
"Why wouldn't I? The bed's soft, great to ride on." Jaejoong smirked, licking his lower lip.
"Beds aren't meant for riding." Yunho scratched his head quizzically. "They're for sleeping."
"And screwing. And I don't ride the bed. I ride the person on the bed." Jaejoong ran his index finger along Yunho's jaw.
The moment the meanings sunk in, Yunho was wide eyed, beet red and embarrassed as hell.
"Oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." Yunho looked down at his feet, face burning crimson. "I-I can't believe... I-I didn't realize it. Damn, I'm such an idiot."
"Nah, you're not. You're a damn sexy sonofabitch." Jaejoong chuckled and brushed his lips over Yunho's.
"I-I'm not." Yunho looked at the shorter man for a moment before looking back at his feet.
Jaejoong chuckled. "I need a screw from you."
"M-Me?" Yunho blinked. "The screws are here." He pointed behind him.
"No." Jaejoong pressed his body against Yunho's. Snaking a hand between their pressed bodies, he cupped Yunho's obvious bulge. "Here."
The end.
A/N: This is the stupidiest thing I'm doing. I know I haven't been writing much, therefore, I don't blame the lack of readers on my journal hehe. So, I'm trying to reel back the readers. ^^ I feel like a newbie all over again... well, I am aren't I? XD