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[ahmelielupone]

Okay, starting tomorrow I'm going on a "Master Cleanse" because my body hasn't been right since I got back from Honduras. This cleanse involves not eating anything and only drinking water and this mixture of maple syrup, cayenne pepper and lemons... yes, I know. I have to do this for at least ten days and I guess you just start shitting a lot and sometimes lose some weight. I've fasted before, and it sucked, but it was a water-only fast and apperently on this fast you don't get hungry or weak, which was the two shittiest things of that other fast. I guess the only sucky thing is that I'm starting school on Thursday and people are just going to be like "what the fuck?" to me all day. And I'm going to have to get, like, a signed note from my mother telling them about it so I can have a water bottle in class and everything. Haha, that reminds me of my first year at rogers when I fasted for the first time and we all started talking about our eating habits in Ms. Laitta's class

Jamie: Yeah, i'm a vegetarian.
Ms. Laitta: So you only eat fish?
Jamie: No... I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat any meat.
Ms. Laitta: So... you're veagan?
Jamie: What? No.
Ms. Laitta: But i thought veagans don't eat fish
Jamie: They don't, they don't eat any meat or eggs or milk.
Ms. Laitta: WHAT? How do they live?
Jamie:...

whatever, pray for me, and my return to school, and my maple syrup, cayan pepper, lemon eating days ahead. Ay dios mijo...

and i hate church, yes, i'm a good christian girl who goes to church... at least until i turn 18.