Title: Call Me When You're Sober
Author: Reyn
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~700
Disclaimer: I do it for the fandom - not the money.
Warnings: excessive alcohol consumption, slash, angst

Summary: Naruto's tired of only hearing from Sasuke when he's drunk.

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Title: Hell and High Water
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: M16
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize from the Naruto-verse is Kishimoto’s. Everything else is mine.
Warnings: AU because this is a pirate story, and yaoi elements that won't go as far as sexual acts.

Summary: Kidnapped by pirates for an ability he does not possess, Sasuke Uchiha is swept into ( Read more... )

Title: Dudes' Night In
Author: Reyn
Rating: NSFW
Characters: Naruto and Kiba
Disclaimer: Don't own, not a fan, aaannnnddd...money is not being made.
Warnings: Bromance/Brex, Twilight bashing (kind of?), AU
Author's Note: This is what happens when I find out about sex toys that are probably meant to be kinky but come off as lame and amusing instead.

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Fandom: Naruto
Characters: Naruto, Sasuke
Prompt: Mexican!Naruto
Word Count: ~500?
A/N: Naruto is a mexiCAN.

( Originally posted in a Christmas card. )

Title: The Phone Call
Author: Reyn
Rating: T/M
Warnings: Naru/Sasu through a third person's POV, slight continuation of this.
Author’s Note: The following tale is, once again, somewhat based off a true story.

( Oh, Naruto~ )

Title: Shadow of a Man
Author: Reyn
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Naruto characters belong to Kishimoto.
Warnings: Angst, character death, oneshot, based on a true story.
Author’s Note: In my three failed attempts at coming up with a decent entry for skully’s NaruKiba contest, I came to realize that I just…CAN’T write NaruKiba. Luckily, fourth time is (kind of ( Read more... )

Title: Day Theme
Author: Reyn
Rating: T…I guess
Disclaimer: This is a fan-based parody of a fan-based parody.
Warnings: NaruKiba, space pirate AU, a bit of violence, oneshot
Author’s Note: This entire story already exists and belongs to Ladelle. I got jealous and decided to rewrite it, but from Naruto’s POV, and yes I have permission to do so. PS - a ( Read more... )

Title: Cold Turkey
Author: Reyn
Rating: T? ish?
Warnings: slash (NaruSasu), oneshot, HappilyEverAfter!ninjaverse
Disclaimer: Naruto and Co. belong to Kishimoto.
Author’s Note: Written to help_pakistan  8D

( Cold Turkey )

Title: Uchi-Holla!
Author: Reyn
Rating: PG13…R
Disclaimer: I make no money off of this.
Warnings: gangsta!crack, SasuNaru implications
Author’s Note: Inspired by much, but mostly this: WORD.

Summary: According to what I've learned through TV and movies, the new kid on the block must always make one helluva entrance on his first day of school.

( Critiques on my fail!rap skillz are not allowed. )

Title: Hell and High Water
Pairing: tbd Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: M16
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize from the Naruto-verse is Kishimoto’s. Everything else is mine.
Warnings: AU because this is a pirate story, and yaoi elements that may or may not focus on Naruto and Sasuke.

Summary: Kidnapped by pirates for an ability he does not possess, Sasuke Uchiha ( Read more... )