Tweepright Fanfic part 3
“SHIT” he thought marblesquely while he gripped his onyx dick like the reigns of a Shetland pony. “SOOO HOT yet my skin is so cold.” Bella-della turned over and mumbled a bit- her lips parted ever so slightly. Edward’s demon eyes glowed reddish-orange and all crazy-like and wide. He nearly K.O-ed her mouth with his phallic rocket, but he resisted. Rigid, he stood in the middle of the room.
“Control” Edward thought to himself, attempting to calm his nerves.
“Controooollll.”
His fist tightened around his peepee and he moved it left, right, down, up, up, right, right, down, left like an Atari game stick. This was a game of Missile Command he could only win if he obliterated Bella’s ugly mug with his disco-ballesque sperm balls.
“OH Oh oh” While narrating the situation to himself he inadvertently rubbed his jib-jab to the point of liquid expulsion. “ahhh” he said in both satisfaction and calm surprise when he saw the icicles connecting his PHWEETPHWOOT to the floorboards.
Oh, what a night!
“Control” Edward thought to himself, attempting to calm his nerves.
“Controooollll.”
His fist tightened around his peepee and he moved it left, right, down, up, up, right, right, down, left like an Atari game stick. This was a game of Missile Command he could only win if he obliterated Bella’s ugly mug with his disco-ballesque sperm balls.
“OH Oh oh” While narrating the situation to himself he inadvertently rubbed his jib-jab to the point of liquid expulsion. “ahhh” he said in both satisfaction and calm surprise when he saw the icicles connecting his PHWEETPHWOOT to the floorboards.
Oh, what a night!