Roma FULL SQUAD back @ Trigoria (x70)
Well. Now that Daniele's decided to train topless, he leaves me no choice but to spam you with his nudies.
"Should I lower my waistband a little bit more? Decisions, decisions."
So, as you already know, Mexes decided to have a makeover:
(thanks for the pic, Anna)
Here's Philou pre-makeover @ last week's training. Notice his long locks of love:
Sometime within the past two weeks, Real Madrid tabled a 30-Million bid for DDR because you know, Cris, Karim and Kaka weren't enough.
So what did Daniele do?
Mirko: You going to Madrid, Daniele?
DDR: Hellz no, you know there's only one team in mah heart.
Trufax.
Philou was relieved DDR wasn't goin' nowhere. AggrOTP for life.
So yeah, Roma hit up Brunico on July 2nd (they were first to begin pre-season training) and this Ultra baker made them sweet buns:
"Gurl, you lovin' my apron? We could go on a picnic later and use it as a... blanket."
Aight, so training:
Capi cheetofaced at the fans:
"I don't want to play volleyball right now. What? That's not what this is? My bad."
Capi just horsin' around:
More horsing around:
And no, I wasn't referring to Taddei when I said "horsing around." Not.
Eventually, Capi got to workin'
^Working out, that is.
He also showed off his gladiator tat to Bruno Conti
"Should I get a tat of a sword? My gladiator needs a new weapon."
Fra also showed off his tummy:
Jer-bear followed suit in said tummy flashing:
Not to be outdone, Fra did the ~*Hoe Pose*~
...which Mirketto likewise imitated:
"Ha, I can spread my legs wider!"
To which Fra responded:
*spreads legs wider* "BITCH PLEASE, NOBODY DOES HO POSE LIKE I DO!"
Mirketto couldn't quite compete.
...So they just hung out.
Speaking of hanging out, our hot defenders jogged together.
Philou bitchfaced:
Fra bitchposed while doing charades:
Cleaning ears with a Q-tip? I suck at charades. Pictionary, anyone?
So Philou bitchposed right back at Fra:
And then the rest of the team ALL bitch-posed.
HORIZONTALLY.
Philou approves.
"Call me. I like groupies."
"Che cazzo! What has the world come to, Taddei has groupies now?"
This was taken during one of the friendlies.
Mirketto being qt:
Cassetti @ a presser:
Philou looking fresh from the shower:
"What you say? I'm hot? Stop it, I'm blushing."
^Training in the rain, because fangirls like it when kits CLING.
More wetness. Too bad the hot ones are out of frame.
Speaking of hotties, bb Marco D'Alessandro from the Primavera's been called up to train with the senior squad, holla!
♥
So has badass Laziale-cum-Romanista, Malomo:
"Yeah, I styled Mexes' hair. Got a problem with that?"
Oh yeah, the Laziale presented their new kits.
^Their keeper will be wearing pink this season. Looking like a microchip (pattern).
WELL HULLO THAR HOT STUFF
^Training alone b/c the rest of the boys were still @ Brunico when DDR came back to Trigoria
Topless training, what a hoe.
"I did 500 crunches yesterday, gurrrl. Recognize."
How dare this boy look at the camera all nude and licking his lips like this.
Because we all love topless montages, don't front:
"Hop on my Ducati, I'd love to take you for a... ride."
Divorce never looked this good.
He's got a new gf, btw. An Argentine model. His friends are saying DDR has been "reborn."
Let's be happy for him; he's moving on. =)
And in continuing with the gratuitous Roman nudez...
Fra hit up the high seas over the weekend just before coming back to Rome from Brunico (where ritiro was):
Fra's the one in the mossy-beige trunks, I think:
Even on vacay, Fra had calcio in mind:
Hollah at bb Cristian (in possession)
I love how on vacation, Fra plays football, but in regular training, he plays tennis:
I'm rooting for the defenders in doubles, btw.
Alright, so the full squad's finally back in Rome, including the ones who got an extra two weeks off due to Confed Cup:
^There's J-Bap in his stunnah shades
And here's Alessio Cerci and his LV murse
"What? This ain't no wig, homes."
"OK it's a weave, but don't tell nobody!"
Speaking of hair...
There's Crescenzi starting a ~*faux hawk revolution*~ in Trigoria.
Now you know who to blame for Mexes' hair.
Speaking of the devil...
^This is what training next to 19-year-old's does to a man in his late 20s.
For old times' sake, this is what Mexy looked like just before the makeover:
"I'm not the cool one anymore? Quick, I need a makeover. Make me look like that Malomo kid."
And here's hot-as-haaale bb Malomo, who did Philou's hair:
"My hotness forced Mexes to compete and copy my hairstyle? Well, what can I say."
Just before you thought the hair makeovers were over, in comes Riise dying his hair platinum blonde:
"I had to keep up with the blonde young'uns and Mexes, alright? I'm only a fashion victim here."
This one's a natural blond, don't worry about him hitting the peroxide shelves.
^Been pumping iron, haven't we?
Here's another one who's been weight-training as well:
Check out those guns on Marcolino, DAYUUUM.
Oh that's right, THE DROID IS HERE.
Hot damn, that defense. Can you imagine Motta-Mexes-Andreolli/Malomo back there? Dang.
So I cropped Taddei out. Sue me.
"Of course you're allowed to perv on my legs."
Brighi and Pit
And Capi Checco to close the show:
This post was approved by Daniele's Ducati and *shakes head* ...uh, banana shirt:
... and by DDR's in-fashion ~*aviator shades*~
The original King of Aviat♥rs thanks you for your time.
And in light of Mexes' new look, I'm starting a makeover tag.
For when your boys starts shaving all their hair off or dying it blue or getting a new tat or whatnot.
"Should I lower my waistband a little bit more? Decisions, decisions."
So, as you already know, Mexes decided to have a makeover:
(thanks for the pic, Anna)
Here's Philou pre-makeover @ last week's training. Notice his long locks of love:
Sometime within the past two weeks, Real Madrid tabled a 30-Million bid for DDR because you know, Cris, Karim and Kaka weren't enough.
So what did Daniele do?
Mirko: You going to Madrid, Daniele?
DDR: Hellz no, you know there's only one team in mah heart.
Trufax.
Philou was relieved DDR wasn't goin' nowhere. AggrOTP for life.
So yeah, Roma hit up Brunico on July 2nd (they were first to begin pre-season training) and this Ultra baker made them sweet buns:
"Gurl, you lovin' my apron? We could go on a picnic later and use it as a... blanket."
Aight, so training:
Capi cheetofaced at the fans:
"I don't want to play volleyball right now. What? That's not what this is? My bad."
Capi just horsin' around:
More horsing around:
And no, I wasn't referring to Taddei when I said "horsing around." Not.
Eventually, Capi got to workin'
^Working out, that is.
He also showed off his gladiator tat to Bruno Conti
"Should I get a tat of a sword? My gladiator needs a new weapon."
Fra also showed off his tummy:
Jer-bear followed suit in said tummy flashing:
Not to be outdone, Fra did the ~*Hoe Pose*~
...which Mirketto likewise imitated:
"Ha, I can spread my legs wider!"
To which Fra responded:
*spreads legs wider* "BITCH PLEASE, NOBODY DOES HO POSE LIKE I DO!"
Mirketto couldn't quite compete.
...So they just hung out.
Speaking of hanging out, our hot defenders jogged together.
Philou bitchfaced:
Fra bitchposed while doing charades:
Cleaning ears with a Q-tip? I suck at charades. Pictionary, anyone?
So Philou bitchposed right back at Fra:
And then the rest of the team ALL bitch-posed.
HORIZONTALLY.
Philou approves.
"Call me. I like groupies."
"Che cazzo! What has the world come to, Taddei has groupies now?"
This was taken during one of the friendlies.
Mirketto being qt:
Cassetti @ a presser:
Philou looking fresh from the shower:
"What you say? I'm hot? Stop it, I'm blushing."
^Training in the rain, because fangirls like it when kits CLING.
More wetness. Too bad the hot ones are out of frame.
Speaking of hotties, bb Marco D'Alessandro from the Primavera's been called up to train with the senior squad, holla!
♥
So has badass Laziale-cum-Romanista, Malomo:
"Yeah, I styled Mexes' hair. Got a problem with that?"
Oh yeah, the Laziale presented their new kits.
^Their keeper will be wearing pink this season. Looking like a microchip (pattern).
WELL HULLO THAR HOT STUFF
^Training alone b/c the rest of the boys were still @ Brunico when DDR came back to Trigoria
Topless training, what a hoe.
"I did 500 crunches yesterday, gurrrl. Recognize."
How dare this boy look at the camera all nude and licking his lips like this.
Because we all love topless montages, don't front:
"Hop on my Ducati, I'd love to take you for a... ride."
Divorce never looked this good.
He's got a new gf, btw. An Argentine model. His friends are saying DDR has been "reborn."
Let's be happy for him; he's moving on. =)
And in continuing with the gratuitous Roman nudez...
Fra hit up the high seas over the weekend just before coming back to Rome from Brunico (where ritiro was):
Fra's the one in the mossy-beige trunks, I think:
Even on vacay, Fra had calcio in mind:
Hollah at bb Cristian (in possession)
I love how on vacation, Fra plays football, but in regular training, he plays tennis:
I'm rooting for the defenders in doubles, btw.
Alright, so the full squad's finally back in Rome, including the ones who got an extra two weeks off due to Confed Cup:
^There's J-Bap in his stunnah shades
And here's Alessio Cerci and his LV murse
"What? This ain't no wig, homes."
"OK it's a weave, but don't tell nobody!"
Speaking of hair...
There's Crescenzi starting a ~*faux hawk revolution*~ in Trigoria.
Now you know who to blame for Mexes' hair.
Speaking of the devil...
^This is what training next to 19-year-old's does to a man in his late 20s.
For old times' sake, this is what Mexy looked like just before the makeover:
"I'm not the cool one anymore? Quick, I need a makeover. Make me look like that Malomo kid."
And here's hot-as-haaale bb Malomo, who did Philou's hair:
"My hotness forced Mexes to compete and copy my hairstyle? Well, what can I say."
Just before you thought the hair makeovers were over, in comes Riise dying his hair platinum blonde:
"I had to keep up with the blonde young'uns and Mexes, alright? I'm only a fashion victim here."
This one's a natural blond, don't worry about him hitting the peroxide shelves.
^Been pumping iron, haven't we?
Here's another one who's been weight-training as well:
Check out those guns on Marcolino, DAYUUUM.
Oh that's right, THE DROID IS HERE.
Hot damn, that defense. Can you imagine Motta-Mexes-Andreolli/Malomo back there? Dang.
So I cropped Taddei out. Sue me.
"Of course you're allowed to perv on my legs."
Brighi and Pit
And Capi Checco to close the show:
This post was approved by Daniele's Ducati and *shakes head* ...uh, banana shirt:
... and by DDR's in-fashion ~*aviator shades*~
The original King of Aviat♥rs thanks you for your time.
And in light of Mexes' new look, I'm starting a makeover tag.
For when your boys starts shaving all their hair off or dying it blue or getting a new tat or whatnot.