DIARIES OF DOOM
Straight from the horse's mouth:
"Yes, yes, there's been a lotta talk these days. People gathered around the water cooler, wonderin' when's the next Doomsday gonna be. Well, lick yer lucky stars, friend, 'cause we got an answer for ya.
It's Beginning to Look Alot Like a Christmas Match!
That's right, folks! If you're dreaming of a Doomsday Holiday season, you are in luck. The weekend before Christmas, the 22nd & 23rd, we'll be at the Meridian with jingle bells on our tights. Will Dirty Sanchez steal Christmas? Will Dyk-A-Tron miraculously have enough oil in her sprockets to last eight matches? Will Boomshakalaka learn the true meaning of Kwaanza? Cancel your holiday travel plans now so you'll be in town to find out!
(VIP arrangements TBA). Tickets will be available through TicketMaster sooner than you can draw up a naughty/nice list."
So it's official. Today was my first day as a new Doomsday Superstar. I got to step foot in the squared circle, sneak peeks at extremely rare DOOMSDAY memorabilia worth countless millions of dollars, and view the DVD event of the millennium, DOOMSDAY II in the company of the Wifebeater Randy Reynolds, Dirty Sanchez, and Rumble Steelskin.
We have the general idea of where my character is going, and I can’t reveal it but I can tell you his name:
THE MARIO BERRY EXPERIENCE.
I’m probably gonna’ shoot for multiple characters, but we’ll see as I’m a budding amateur working with tough as nails professional grapplers. I mean, Wifebeater? He’s a living legend! Dirty Sanchez is one of the greatest professional wrestling managers in the history of the earth! But they haven’t seen the EXPERIENCE. They want to drop the e and make me the Xperience, you know, because X’s are more hip.
After the holidays, my next scheduled match-up is going to be at the end of January and I'd like to throw another C.O.C.K.TAIL PARTY at the new Humble Civic Center again in February with about a dozen bands and shit like the last one, plus maybe some DOOMSDAY action. We'll see...anything to keep my mind off lg.
I will continue these DIARIES OF DOOM but for now, as the sun sets in the west, I bid you all a fond fare well!
-mb.
"Yes, yes, there's been a lotta talk these days. People gathered around the water cooler, wonderin' when's the next Doomsday gonna be. Well, lick yer lucky stars, friend, 'cause we got an answer for ya.
It's Beginning to Look Alot Like a Christmas Match!
That's right, folks! If you're dreaming of a Doomsday Holiday season, you are in luck. The weekend before Christmas, the 22nd & 23rd, we'll be at the Meridian with jingle bells on our tights. Will Dirty Sanchez steal Christmas? Will Dyk-A-Tron miraculously have enough oil in her sprockets to last eight matches? Will Boomshakalaka learn the true meaning of Kwaanza? Cancel your holiday travel plans now so you'll be in town to find out!
(VIP arrangements TBA). Tickets will be available through TicketMaster sooner than you can draw up a naughty/nice list."
So it's official. Today was my first day as a new Doomsday Superstar. I got to step foot in the squared circle, sneak peeks at extremely rare DOOMSDAY memorabilia worth countless millions of dollars, and view the DVD event of the millennium, DOOMSDAY II in the company of the Wifebeater Randy Reynolds, Dirty Sanchez, and Rumble Steelskin.
We have the general idea of where my character is going, and I can’t reveal it but I can tell you his name:
THE MARIO BERRY EXPERIENCE.
I’m probably gonna’ shoot for multiple characters, but we’ll see as I’m a budding amateur working with tough as nails professional grapplers. I mean, Wifebeater? He’s a living legend! Dirty Sanchez is one of the greatest professional wrestling managers in the history of the earth! But they haven’t seen the EXPERIENCE. They want to drop the e and make me the Xperience, you know, because X’s are more hip.
After the holidays, my next scheduled match-up is going to be at the end of January and I'd like to throw another C.O.C.K.TAIL PARTY at the new Humble Civic Center again in February with about a dozen bands and shit like the last one, plus maybe some DOOMSDAY action. We'll see...anything to keep my mind off lg.
I will continue these DIARIES OF DOOM but for now, as the sun sets in the west, I bid you all a fond fare well!
-mb.