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Dear Journal,
This evening I have to go downtown to make my professional wrestling debut against Randy “Wifebeater” Reynolds in an exhibition match to prepare for my main event performance over the Christmas break at the Meridian in…
DOOMSDAY! Performance Art On Steroids! The Texas based franchise which has featured such legends as:
¡¡¡Los Latino Connection!!! Mestizo tag team managed by Dirty Sanchez
DYK-A-TRON! Silver-tongued Terminator sent back from the future to win the Doomsday Title!
DOOMSDAY World Champion and Master of the “Texas Nipple Twister”, RUMBLE STEELSKIN!!
Doomsday: It’s a Dynasty! And soon this dynasty will add the likes of The Xperience to its impressive ranks. Will the Xperience have what it takes to claw his way to the top? You’ll have to wait and see!
El Nefarious Duo Magnifico, Los Latino Connection.
Former Heavyweight Champion and Ex-wife of Wifebeater, CANDY REYNOLDS, prepares herself mentally and spiritually for her next match-up.
Randy Reynolds gets exciting during his terrifying title match inside the 75 foot electrified barb-wired steel fence.
Summer's Eve gets lubed up for her hot oil match!
It’s sure to be a real slobber-knocker full of heart-pounding action. Thrills! Spills! Chills! I’ll keep the millions and millions of the Experience’s fans posted on this adrenaline-pumping event.
In other news…oh, wait, I don’t really have any other news. Numbers Friday?
-m.
This evening I have to go downtown to make my professional wrestling debut against Randy “Wifebeater” Reynolds in an exhibition match to prepare for my main event performance over the Christmas break at the Meridian in…
DOOMSDAY! Performance Art On Steroids! The Texas based franchise which has featured such legends as:
¡¡¡Los Latino Connection!!! Mestizo tag team managed by Dirty Sanchez
DYK-A-TRON! Silver-tongued Terminator sent back from the future to win the Doomsday Title!
DOOMSDAY World Champion and Master of the “Texas Nipple Twister”, RUMBLE STEELSKIN!!
Doomsday: It’s a Dynasty! And soon this dynasty will add the likes of The Xperience to its impressive ranks. Will the Xperience have what it takes to claw his way to the top? You’ll have to wait and see!
El Nefarious Duo Magnifico, Los Latino Connection.
Former Heavyweight Champion and Ex-wife of Wifebeater, CANDY REYNOLDS, prepares herself mentally and spiritually for her next match-up.
Randy Reynolds gets exciting during his terrifying title match inside the 75 foot electrified barb-wired steel fence.
Summer's Eve gets lubed up for her hot oil match!
It’s sure to be a real slobber-knocker full of heart-pounding action. Thrills! Spills! Chills! I’ll keep the millions and millions of the Experience’s fans posted on this adrenaline-pumping event.
In other news…oh, wait, I don’t really have any other news. Numbers Friday?
-m.