What is it about me lately that I keep meeting these guys who I'm initially SURE are gay, only to find that they then mention their girlfriends like 20,000x every sentence. Of course I immediately think they're over-compensating, but even so...unless the person's a complete pathological liar, there's some woman out there somewhere who's helping him complete this self-delusion, or else...he's really straight?
I think I'm just too steeped in gay culture (not that I'd give up
you Tuesday night guys like, ever). But even so, I think my gaydar needs to be calibrated - It's swung too far to the queer end. And this bullshit Metrosexual trend doesn't help, yo. (Yes, I said "Yo." And I remain white and 37. Deal.)