This guy's a programming genius, so he may just be smart enough to know what he's talking about:
20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters Then, Mom is in rare form this morning:Halloween at a high school is very interesting. The girls think it gives them freedom to come dressed as the dancers on Dancing with the Stars.
Of course today some of the secretaries are dressed as princesses. On middle aged women pink boas and crowns makes them look like Hoochie Mommas that should be holding down a street corner. The boas do hang nicely over saggy boobs and stomachs that stick out farther then the boobs. I have a purple feather and a small purple crown on my pen. It is more than enough to turn someone into a toad. I just haven't picked a victim yet.
And I thought I was the comedian.