QUICK!

[ahedonia]

Can anybody think of a slangy, funny way to refer to underwear that you could say on a kids' show?

ETA: The context is the usual cartoon nonsense: Hero Kid and Hero Dad are out fighting crime. They try to stop a villain from robbing a factory...only he's robbing an underpants factory, and Hero Kid can't stop laughing long enough to help. Later,

Comments

[ahedonia]

Quoting the Simpsons is always made of win. :)

::looks at your icon:: Dear God, is that Greg Evigan?

Well, I'll see your Greg Evigan and raise you THIS!

[reddish68]

I think that's Gregory Harrison above, but yours is truly disturbing.

And I'm thinking since they're thongs, I'm seeing something with "slingshot", though i don't know how you would make that into an underwear noun. But coin a new phrase! I suppose banana hammock is out.

And I'm emailing you about something else.

[ahedonia]

Yeah, that slingshot thing really ought to go somewhere, shouldn't it? Although if people have used the word "hammock," then I'm sure the word "sling" must have been used by somebody...a "ding-a-ling sling?" :P The mind reels with the possibilities.

[ahedonia]

Yes, I was informed of such by reddish68 as well. You boys sure know your Gregs.