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Can anybody think of a slangy, funny way to refer to underwear that you could say on a kids' show?
ETA: The context is the usual cartoon nonsense: Hero Kid and Hero Dad are out fighting crime. They try to stop a villain from robbing a factory...only he's robbing an underpants factory, and Hero Kid can't stop laughing long enough to help. Later, he says defensively to his best friend "YOU try to keep a straight face in a room full of [fill in the blank]." (To which she responds: "Dude, preaching to the choir.")
"[fill in the blank]" was originally "granny pants," but then the artist didn't draw granny pants, he drew magenta thongs. (You know, like you do.) So we tried "butt hammocks" and "cheek warmers" instead, but our bosses said no go. :-/ (Which means that things like "grape smugglers" aren't going to fly either.)
ETA: The context is the usual cartoon nonsense: Hero Kid and Hero Dad are out fighting crime. They try to stop a villain from robbing a factory...only he's robbing an underpants factory, and Hero Kid can't stop laughing long enough to help. Later, he says defensively to his best friend "YOU try to keep a straight face in a room full of [fill in the blank]." (To which she responds: "Dude, preaching to the choir.")
"[fill in the blank]" was originally "granny pants," but then the artist didn't draw granny pants, he drew magenta thongs. (You know, like you do.) So we tried "butt hammocks" and "cheek warmers" instead, but our bosses said no go. :-/ (Which means that things like "grape smugglers" aren't going to fly either.)