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You know your from alden when:
When you go cow tipping on friday nights
When everyone you know works at tops mcdonalds or carbones
WHen the creeks the place ot hang out
When one of your teachers is a lesbian.. and theres pictures to prove it
When your principles fired for being an alcoholic.. but then gets re-hired to work with little kids
When everybody knows everything .. about everyone
When the mall is a half hour away
When prom always falls on the same day as your cross country meet
When your 7th grade science teacher watches porn..in class
When your bus rides an hour.. even though you live five mintues from the school
When everyone runs to class when the big guy in the pink shirt comes down the hall way
When the girls wear flip flops.. in winter
When your football game is 33-0..and you loose
When rifle teams your best sport
When your teachers cut your skirts
When ripped jeans are practially illegal
When you cant walk down the hall wihtout hearing "fuck" 63826798 times
When theres 7 feet of snow outside and u still have school
When your summer vacations a week longer then everyone elses
When the vending machine always eats your money
When everyone has a pass to darian lake
When every sentence either starts or ends with the word yo
When the nurse sends you home fer a paper cut
WHen away games are 45 minutes away
When fights break out..at every game
When everyones exicted fer big cookie day
When 15 girls get harassed by the same guy..and hes still in school
you take earth science in 10th grade...and bio in 9th
when you know at least two people you associate with live on or near a farm
when you're drive to school takes an hour because you're stuck behind a tractor
when the most number 1 thing ppl do in the summer is go to six flags becuz its 10 min up the road n ppl are always havin bombfires
when every1 hates six flags, cause they've worked there, and found out how sick it is, or they r just sick of it, but they go n/e way
you listen to country, pretend to be black, act like a hick, then deny that you are
When most of the lunch ladies dont have all of their limbs
When all of the guys dress and act gay, but make fun of the kid who is actually gay.
When your schools rival is every other school in Western New York
When snow mobile trails are used more than actual roads
When your school has one of the highest academic scores in the state, only because most of the people drop out.
When you go to parties and see people there who graduated 4 years ago.
when your gym teacher has 7 toes
when the 8th graders get caught with pot and vodka
when 1/2 the girls in the school think the new principal is hott
when every kid is pissed off because the school is serving snowman shaped hot pretzles rather than the regualr ones
when your math teacher is a whore, and wears see-through clothes.
When Your known for two things: drinking heavily and fighting people (or places) bigger than u and winning
when the cool thing to do is walk around town aimlessly.
when you have to drive a mile to get to your friends house
When the best thing to do is either go to billiebobs, or go smoke pot or drink behind the gas station with the manager...
When you see people either driving tractors or lawn mowers around the town
when you get a gun for Christmas..
you spend an entire Environmental Lab class watching Jeff Foxworthy..
...add some & keep it going...
When you go cow tipping on friday nights
When everyone you know works at tops mcdonalds or carbones
WHen the creeks the place ot hang out
When one of your teachers is a lesbian.. and theres pictures to prove it
When your principles fired for being an alcoholic.. but then gets re-hired to work with little kids
When everybody knows everything .. about everyone
When the mall is a half hour away
When prom always falls on the same day as your cross country meet
When your 7th grade science teacher watches porn..in class
When your bus rides an hour.. even though you live five mintues from the school
When everyone runs to class when the big guy in the pink shirt comes down the hall way
When the girls wear flip flops.. in winter
When your football game is 33-0..and you loose
When rifle teams your best sport
When your teachers cut your skirts
When ripped jeans are practially illegal
When you cant walk down the hall wihtout hearing "fuck" 63826798 times
When theres 7 feet of snow outside and u still have school
When your summer vacations a week longer then everyone elses
When the vending machine always eats your money
When everyone has a pass to darian lake
When every sentence either starts or ends with the word yo
When the nurse sends you home fer a paper cut
WHen away games are 45 minutes away
When fights break out..at every game
When everyones exicted fer big cookie day
When 15 girls get harassed by the same guy..and hes still in school
you take earth science in 10th grade...and bio in 9th
when you know at least two people you associate with live on or near a farm
when you're drive to school takes an hour because you're stuck behind a tractor
when the most number 1 thing ppl do in the summer is go to six flags becuz its 10 min up the road n ppl are always havin bombfires
when every1 hates six flags, cause they've worked there, and found out how sick it is, or they r just sick of it, but they go n/e way
you listen to country, pretend to be black, act like a hick, then deny that you are
When most of the lunch ladies dont have all of their limbs
When all of the guys dress and act gay, but make fun of the kid who is actually gay.
When your schools rival is every other school in Western New York
When snow mobile trails are used more than actual roads
When your school has one of the highest academic scores in the state, only because most of the people drop out.
When you go to parties and see people there who graduated 4 years ago.
when your gym teacher has 7 toes
when the 8th graders get caught with pot and vodka
when 1/2 the girls in the school think the new principal is hott
when every kid is pissed off because the school is serving snowman shaped hot pretzles rather than the regualr ones
when your math teacher is a whore, and wears see-through clothes.
When Your known for two things: drinking heavily and fighting people (or places) bigger than u and winning
when the cool thing to do is walk around town aimlessly.
when you have to drive a mile to get to your friends house
When the best thing to do is either go to billiebobs, or go smoke pot or drink behind the gas station with the manager...
When you see people either driving tractors or lawn mowers around the town
when you get a gun for Christmas..
you spend an entire Environmental Lab class watching Jeff Foxworthy..
...add some & keep it going...