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As a regular Palladium go-er, I have had the great fortune of noticing some of the happenings that occur in the gym. One such happening is the constant presence of the Abnormally Small Man in either the weight room or the cardio room. He is always there, usually offering high-fives to the girls with big boobs. When Creeper the Elf isn't oogling the Barbie dolls, he is scrolling through the music stations at the desk. Shouldn't you be bossing around all of the work study hacks, Creeper? They seem to need direction. Shouldn't you be refilling the little squirt bottles? Stop talking to that girl's breasts! Go back to your tree and bake some cookies with the rest of the elves! Oooh he is annoying. Get a real job, you jackass.