It's been a while since I've been on this place, huh? I kinda got another salary cut not too long ago though, pal, so I had to pay the rent on my apartment before I could spend my money on this place. It's kind of a downer, but I guess that's how it is, huh? Sorry if I worried anyone!

So hey, what's everyone been up to?

How will I die?
Your Result: You will die in your sleep.

A peaceful departure into the next life. You are blessed with the good fortune of passing from sleep into eternity. Do not fear sleep. To dream into the next life is a rare gift.
You will be murdered.

You will die while saving someone's life.

You will die while having sex.

You will die of ( Read more... )

Hey! Phoenix Wright! I have a bone to pick with you ( Read more... )

It was all a dream. Geez, I can tell you, that was really a huge downer, pal. Everything was going my way, and then to wake up and find out that everything that happened was just a lie? I'm not lying, that really got me down for a while. Man ( Read more... )

... Hey, Maraich? You were completely right, pal! I went into work today and I got called into the office.

Turns out they wanted to give me a salary raise! I haven't got a salary raise in years, pal. I was so happy, I could have cried! I think I might've actually hugged the chief a little too hard, as a matter of fact...

I've had it up to here with that Luke Atmey guy, pal! Every time we get close to breaking that Mask☆DeMasque case, he comes waltzing in acting like he's solved it ( Read more... )

It's turning out to be one of those days. I mean, these virus things are pretty whacked out, wouldn't you say? Everyone turning into animals, that's just crazy! Still, I guess these things wear off quickly, so things should be back to normal soon... at least, I hope so, pal ( Read more... )