The Valentine's Day Matchmaking quiz you Will Not Find Anywhere Else...
I recently took a Valentine's Day matchmaker quiz as part of a sophomore class fundraiser. Afterwards I felt that it was a real waste of 2 dollars. None of the questions suited me, and none of the answers were near radical enough. So in honor of this Hallmark holiday, I decided to make my own
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Gender- feeeemale
Age- 17
Susceptibility to Any Sexual Diseases- unless you count that 12 year old boy from singapore...
-and if so, which ones?
Now for the meat of the survey...
#1) When you look for a "partner" what age do you prefer?
C. 13-17
#2) When you look for a "partner" what height do you prefer?
D. 5'8"-6'
#3) What qualities do you look for in a "partner"?
D. Someone who doesn't want me to die
(why do i think that nobody fits in that category?)
#4) How do you let that special someone know you like them?
normally i would go with:
B. Tell them
but that's not fair. i didn't like these answers, tom. when i like someone, i try my best to hint.
#5) What is your idea of a perfect date?
D. We go for a drive and visit places listed in Weird New Jersey
who DOESN'T do that? talk about romance....
#6) What is the perfect way to end a date?
C. Knock them Out with a Punch to the Face
oh wait, would this be a date with you or an actual penis?
#7) What is your favorite color?
E. Macaroni and Cheese
hey, it's yellow. just like my ex-ex-boyfriend.
#8) If I were a tree, I would be...
E. Fruit at the bottom waiting to be stirred
tru dat.
#9) My Idea of a good time is...
B. Baking Stuff
why didn't "oral sex" make the list?
#10) To break up with someone I would...
A. Tell them to their face
been there, done that. foolproof.
alright, now that that's over with, tom, you need a girl. you have wayyy too much free time on your hands.
~*suzie*~
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